@estephan.bsky.social
This is the bridge where Kiryu crushed an assailant with a moped, then kicked a knife through their stomach, then threw them into the river. Because of Kiryu’s resolute moral code, we are relatively certain they survived
March 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is the bridge where Kiryu crushed an assailant with a moped, then kicked a knife through their stomach, then threw them into the river. Because of Kiryu’s resolute moral code, we are relatively certain they survived
The egg ought to be a forbidden delicacy… to slurp upon the very foundation of life, like Saturn feasting upon the gods…
March 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The egg ought to be a forbidden delicacy… to slurp upon the very foundation of life, like Saturn feasting upon the gods…
Great tostones, decor is lacking (white void)
February 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Great tostones, decor is lacking (white void)
Trump voters pleading for Schumer to save America after they see one too many “fell for it again award” memes
February 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Trump voters pleading for Schumer to save America after they see one too many “fell for it again award” memes
Retire 🥱
Career transition to circular saw 🤑
Career transition to circular saw 🤑
February 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Retire 🥱
Career transition to circular saw 🤑
Career transition to circular saw 🤑
I’m a Costco guy accelerationist—I’m promoting American decline by leaning into the degradation of our own culture! I give the future of existing US institutions a DOOM!
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m a Costco guy accelerationist—I’m promoting American decline by leaning into the degradation of our own culture! I give the future of existing US institutions a DOOM!
Allow me to introduce you to my daughter, Carrie. Of course, you’ve already met my son, AndLowell
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Allow me to introduce you to my daughter, Carrie. Of course, you’ve already met my son, AndLowell
One Mark Baldwerg, please. Excuse—excuse me, I said one seat for Mark Baldwerg.
January 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
One Mark Baldwerg, please. Excuse—excuse me, I said one seat for Mark Baldwerg.
JJ Abrams really fucked people up for like a solid decade after Lost
January 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
JJ Abrams really fucked people up for like a solid decade after Lost
Inspired alternative: redwall baking show where the chefs make tiny cakes and breads out of chestnuts, edible flowers, berries et cetera. At the end of each episode several woodland creatures with medieval outfits eat the food
January 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Inspired alternative: redwall baking show where the chefs make tiny cakes and breads out of chestnuts, edible flowers, berries et cetera. At the end of each episode several woodland creatures with medieval outfits eat the food
I think a lot of people conflate political issues that mutated from slavery with southerners as a generalized group. Which is particularly cruel since many of those people suffer the most acute consequences of those issues
January 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think a lot of people conflate political issues that mutated from slavery with southerners as a generalized group. Which is particularly cruel since many of those people suffer the most acute consequences of those issues
Oops! Confused my plantation owners.
December 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Oops! Confused my plantation owners.
The peanut man?
December 29, 2024 at 11:40 PM
The peanut man?
my son with bad grades and no extracurriculars or letters of rec won’t get accepted to MIT despite getting a 100 on iqbossdottv
December 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
my son with bad grades and no extracurriculars or letters of rec won’t get accepted to MIT despite getting a 100 on iqbossdottv
(Listening to the grinch song) ad hominem. False equivalence. Ad hominem.
December 25, 2024 at 5:20 AM
(Listening to the grinch song) ad hominem. False equivalence. Ad hominem.
The first troll face…
December 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
The first troll face…
He’s making minions money now, which will finance his passion project: the Marwenverse
December 16, 2024 at 11:33 AM
He’s making minions money now, which will finance his passion project: the Marwenverse
Good times because I pulled myself up by my bootstraps
Bad times because I pulled myself down by my bootstraps
Bad times because I pulled myself down by my bootstraps
December 14, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Good times because I pulled myself up by my bootstraps
Bad times because I pulled myself down by my bootstraps
Bad times because I pulled myself down by my bootstraps