୨୧ Esther Prynne ୨୧
@estherprynne.bsky.social
the babe with the power
✨ Pop culture princess with a weakness for trashy cinema & an aptitude for trivia
💖 poly, bi, sex/kink +
🌀 pocket-sized chubby ball of anxiety with an ADHD & bpd brain
💦 sexual anthropologist the way CB wasn’t
✨ Pop culture princess with a weakness for trashy cinema & an aptitude for trivia
💖 poly, bi, sex/kink +
🌀 pocket-sized chubby ball of anxiety with an ADHD & bpd brain
💦 sexual anthropologist the way CB wasn’t
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Esther Prynne | Substack
I write about dating, polyamory, and kink with a sharp tongue and a soft center. Personal essays, micro smut, and ALL the over sharing.
substack.com
I have a substack where I talk about sex, dating, kink, & polyamory through the eyes of someone struggling with her mental health & learning to find herself in her late 30's
substack.com/@esthrerprynne
substack.com/@esthrerprynne
I’d like to have sex soon plz & thnx
September 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’d like to have sex soon plz & thnx
I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not w
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not watch Too Much again I will not w
Is it NRE or BPD?
July 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Is it NRE or BPD?
The Pinko Punk Rock Finance Bro Came to Town
I also came.
estherprynne.substack.com
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I forgot how boring season 3 of True Blood was 😴
July 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I forgot how boring season 3 of True Blood was 😴
I need to write an update on my manic dream girl date with the “punk rock pinko finance bro” as he calls himself.
It was so out of my comfort zone, but I had such a good time.
open.substack.com/pub/estherpr...
It was so out of my comfort zone, but I had such a good time.
open.substack.com/pub/estherpr...
Swipe Right for the Plot
If I’m single, I might as well lean all the way in, right?
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July 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I need to write an update on my manic dream girl date with the “punk rock pinko finance bro” as he calls himself.
It was so out of my comfort zone, but I had such a good time.
open.substack.com/pub/estherpr...
It was so out of my comfort zone, but I had such a good time.
open.substack.com/pub/estherpr...
how much can I get done before this gummy kicks in & I become one with the bed?
July 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
how much can I get done before this gummy kicks in & I become one with the bed?
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1585
July 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1585
I have a substack where I talk about sex, dating, kink, & polyamory through the eyes of someone struggling with her mental health & learning to find herself in her late 30's
substack.com/@esthrerprynne
substack.com/@esthrerprynne
Esther Prynne | Substack
I write about dating, polyamory, and kink with a sharp tongue and a soft center. Personal essays, micro smut, and ALL the over sharing.
substack.com
July 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I have a substack where I talk about sex, dating, kink, & polyamory through the eyes of someone struggling with her mental health & learning to find herself in her late 30's
substack.com/@esthrerprynne
substack.com/@esthrerprynne
Sorry To Bother You is truly one of the greatest films of all time.
And I'm convinced that Armie Hammer is just playing Armie Hammer which adds an extra level of sinisterness to the role.
And I'm convinced that Armie Hammer is just playing Armie Hammer which adds an extra level of sinisterness to the role.
July 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sorry To Bother You is truly one of the greatest films of all time.
And I'm convinced that Armie Hammer is just playing Armie Hammer which adds an extra level of sinisterness to the role.
And I'm convinced that Armie Hammer is just playing Armie Hammer which adds an extra level of sinisterness to the role.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1583
July 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1583
I did in fact tell my Australian DBT coach today that I’m obsessed with Kath & Kim
Why am I like this?
Why am I like this?
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I did in fact tell my Australian DBT coach today that I’m obsessed with Kath & Kim
Why am I like this?
Why am I like this?
Okay but do I want to be peed on?
June 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Okay but do I want to be peed on?
Will send noods for a Labubu
June 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Will send noods for a Labubu
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I should probably throw out his tooth brush
But not tonight
But not tonight
June 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I should probably throw out his tooth brush
But not tonight
But not tonight
I miss having a Daddy
May 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I miss having a Daddy
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1541
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1541
Abilify better not do me dirty
May 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Abilify better not do me dirty
I need a slut bag
Like something cute that doesn’t look like I’m moving in, but is big enough to hold my makeup bag, a change of clothes, & 2-3 sex toys of varying sizes
Don’t make me pick between leaving behind my hair brush or something that’ll make me cum
Like something cute that doesn’t look like I’m moving in, but is big enough to hold my makeup bag, a change of clothes, & 2-3 sex toys of varying sizes
Don’t make me pick between leaving behind my hair brush or something that’ll make me cum
May 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I need a slut bag
Like something cute that doesn’t look like I’m moving in, but is big enough to hold my makeup bag, a change of clothes, & 2-3 sex toys of varying sizes
Don’t make me pick between leaving behind my hair brush or something that’ll make me cum
Like something cute that doesn’t look like I’m moving in, but is big enough to hold my makeup bag, a change of clothes, & 2-3 sex toys of varying sizes
Don’t make me pick between leaving behind my hair brush or something that’ll make me cum
Okay but if you like Phish, how am I ever supposed to trust that you know what an excellent restaurant is? 😬
May 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Okay but if you like Phish, how am I ever supposed to trust that you know what an excellent restaurant is? 😬