zoomer coworker sending me the epstein files on teams sayin "u see this shit yet?
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
zoomer coworker sending me the epstein files on teams sayin "u see this shit yet?
Pony is crazy I'll show up and accidentally piss on the floor cus the bathroom is so dark and do gay paws at someone in ears and tail that looks like someone I know but don't and that's before I have a beer
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Pony is crazy I'll show up and accidentally piss on the floor cus the bathroom is so dark and do gay paws at someone in ears and tail that looks like someone I know but don't and that's before I have a beer
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Woke dinner agenda (menu)
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Woke dinner agenda (menu)
(girl who read the word wrong voice) how many faucets does somebody even need
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
(girl who read the word wrong voice) how many faucets does somebody even need
my gift to myself this year. i fear i may be spiritually 60
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my gift to myself this year. i fear i may be spiritually 60
Northern flicker chowing down crazy style
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Northern flicker chowing down crazy style
Jumpstyle is back
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Jumpstyle is back
i wish there were grackles here
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i wish there were grackles here
27 beers of service back to back shot champs
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
27 beers of service back to back shot champs
ive started carrying a pocket full of peanuts cus i see so many crows on my walk to the train stop every morning and theyre now congregating whenever they see me. imagine being stuck in I5 traffic for an hour and not gaining the favor of crows
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ive started carrying a pocket full of peanuts cus i see so many crows on my walk to the train stop every morning and theyre now congregating whenever they see me. imagine being stuck in I5 traffic for an hour and not gaining the favor of crows
Trying to imagine the target demographic of the war crime drone strike Gameboy
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trying to imagine the target demographic of the war crime drone strike Gameboy
i wanna be a barista but not the pumpin syrup matcha latte kind the make fun of people for ordering a latte past noon and cafe full of cigarettes at 8pm kind
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i wanna be a barista but not the pumpin syrup matcha latte kind the make fun of people for ordering a latte past noon and cafe full of cigarettes at 8pm kind
we ain't freudian slippin i got a freudian statement
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we ain't freudian slippin i got a freudian statement
id be an awful hired event photographer id just be tryin to shoot birds the whole time theyd blacklist my ass from the guild dog
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
id be an awful hired event photographer id just be tryin to shoot birds the whole time theyd blacklist my ass from the guild dog
Fuck my shit up flavor style
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fuck my shit up flavor style
Still reeling from Wednesday but had a really good weekend despite it I love my friends
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Still reeling from Wednesday but had a really good weekend despite it I love my friends
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Rest in peace, Hemi 💙
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Rest in peace, Hemi 💙
Heartbroken that we had to say goodbye to our favorite house gremlin tonight. 15 well loved years and never hurt for a single one of them. Rest well Hemi I'll always miss you
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Heartbroken that we had to say goodbye to our favorite house gremlin tonight. 15 well loved years and never hurt for a single one of them. Rest well Hemi I'll always miss you
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40 pounds of birdseed these finches gonna remember my name
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
40 pounds of birdseed these finches gonna remember my name