Anybody at The Crypt tonight?

Facts right here.

I'm horny I'm horny I'M HORNY

@naomiishere.bsky.social good girl :3

I know some of you are interested of what I'm hiding. 🤭

Feelin' cute for once today., >^~^<

Anyone want to be my wife? I come with lots of nice benefits, such as... Uhh.. Umm... Clinical depression? Wait no, shit.

That kind of wine is always the best kind. Anyone wanna have a glass with me?😏

Kitty is pretty isn't she? Catching the looks and attention of all around me, just like owner wanted?

More...? What does owner want kitty to do to get more attention?

Okay, I put in this blindfold, I know they're looking at me anyways, I'm a pretty kitty. Now to get down on my knees...

Say goodnight to the greatest kitty I've ever know. May be getting all the snuggles and belly rubs he wants in whatever he is now... Night Scottie...

🥜

Mmm... Am I not pretty? Look at my beautiful fur!

No no, look at me, you don't need those dirty puppies. Kitties are so much cleaner and sweeter.

Now, if you forget about that worthless puppy you can buy me that shiny collar. Don't worry, kitty will repay your kindness the way she knows best~

Welp time to rebuild any rep I had on the cursed platform. Not that I had much to start with.