Samantha Beastmode
@estrolatte.bsky.social
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MLPosadist
Eternal holder of the correct opinion
MLPosadist
Eternal holder of the correct opinion
Daamn I think the tech bear we’re seeing is gonna take me and my bf out for drinks this weekend 😇 perks of fucking someone in tech
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Daamn I think the tech bear we’re seeing is gonna take me and my bf out for drinks this weekend 😇 perks of fucking someone in tech
Reposted by Samantha Beastmode
valentines day(??) doodle
February 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
valentines day(??) doodle
What happens is you need to do a pee test and you can’t pee do they execute you asking for a friend
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
What happens is you need to do a pee test and you can’t pee do they execute you asking for a friend
Hot bear boy I’ve been talking to hit me up trying to sext late last night and I missed it not because I was asleep but because my phone was in bedtime mode… what the hell only option is death
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Hot bear boy I’ve been talking to hit me up trying to sext late last night and I missed it not because I was asleep but because my phone was in bedtime mode… what the hell only option is death
Ok I keep getting sick like a week into quitting smoking so basically quitting smoking had to be bad for you and smoking is what makes you healthy
Nice coat of tar does wonders for the immune system
Nice coat of tar does wonders for the immune system
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Ok I keep getting sick like a week into quitting smoking so basically quitting smoking had to be bad for you and smoking is what makes you healthy
Nice coat of tar does wonders for the immune system
Nice coat of tar does wonders for the immune system
This site is fucking crazy I know lots of places default to like a ‘discover’ tab but I feel on here it’s quite heinous. Truly some real standout libshit.
Apparently the peak of American politics is the superbowl halftime show. Canada is a joke but Americans choose to stay a joke
Apparently the peak of American politics is the superbowl halftime show. Canada is a joke but Americans choose to stay a joke
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
This site is fucking crazy I know lots of places default to like a ‘discover’ tab but I feel on here it’s quite heinous. Truly some real standout libshit.
Apparently the peak of American politics is the superbowl halftime show. Canada is a joke but Americans choose to stay a joke
Apparently the peak of American politics is the superbowl halftime show. Canada is a joke but Americans choose to stay a joke
Got up at 5:30 to get my bloodwork done before work today and have time to chill in a cafe before i need to start what da hell world is a beautiful place
August 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Got up at 5:30 to get my bloodwork done before work today and have time to chill in a cafe before i need to start what da hell world is a beautiful place
I forget how not a city Vancouver is until I go to a real city.
Like outside of the downtown peninsula Vancouver is really just a huge suburb with like 6 streets that are built up and some scattered infrastructure
Like outside of the downtown peninsula Vancouver is really just a huge suburb with like 6 streets that are built up and some scattered infrastructure
August 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I forget how not a city Vancouver is until I go to a real city.
Like outside of the downtown peninsula Vancouver is really just a huge suburb with like 6 streets that are built up and some scattered infrastructure
Like outside of the downtown peninsula Vancouver is really just a huge suburb with like 6 streets that are built up and some scattered infrastructure
Thought I was going to be a little late for my 8 am shift turns out I am very late for my 7:30 shift whoopsie hashtag model employee
August 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thought I was going to be a little late for my 8 am shift turns out I am very late for my 7:30 shift whoopsie hashtag model employee