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lindsey 🐾 (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@estropuppynsfw.bsky.social
FDT.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
I have friends everywhere.
We need to bully people for doing cultural appropriation.
January 2, 2026 at 11:45 AM
If cursive was supposed to be the faster way of writing, then why did everyone make up their own version of cursive even though we taught a standard version of it???
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I finally finished Stranger Things! What a waste of time. I hated that series, but I couldn’t put it down.
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
So, uh, we’re all online, but… what even is the line??? 🤔
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Straight-cut shirts don’t account for big bellies even if they’re plus size or big & tall.
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Me questioning my sexuality even though I hardly ever feel attraction
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
ALT: a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I feel like they got “stalactite” and “stalagmite” mixed up at some point. What do you mean the one that hangs down has the same sound as “stack” but the one that piles up on the floor has a “g” like in the word “hang???”
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Your job should not make your survival instincts kick in.

Your JOB should NOT make your SURVIVAL INSTINCTS kick in.

YOUR JOB SHOULD NOT MAKE YOUR SURVIVAL INSTINCTS KICK IN!!!
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
So, you’re telling me, for one day, we get three of this guy? #King #TheOwlHouse
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Iran declared war on the United States…

If this is my last post, I want all my friends and family to know that I love you all and I’m so thankful for every single one of you.

I will not do anything to harm myself and I think it’s really important that I clarify that.
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Qdoba needs to start calling them “Qdobowls” send skeet
December 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Her: “Yeah I’m a puppygirl.”
My brain:
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Long nails are so impractical.
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I don’t mean any hate by this, but why is there a subgenre of transmascs that dress like 80’s serial killers?
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It’s easy to pass judgments about where someone is now when you don’t know how far they’ve come.
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
>99% of cars are tired…
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why does Cartoon Network feel like DC and Nickelodeon more like Marvel?
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remember in 2016 when killer clowns were in the streets, and now, in 2025, we have killer clowns in office? Crazy stuff 🤪
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Happy Holidays! 😊
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Conservatives get way more upset over us saying, “Happy Holidays,” than we do about them blatantly leaving out Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yule, and more.
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The Nervous System is so accurately named bc oh, yeah, it definitely is nervous
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Imagine puppygirl rap
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Hot take: a lot of “depression” is probably sensitivity to stress and we should be looking into medications that help manage the release of the stress hormone, not more dopamine.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Wow, look at this jawbreaker
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Got a wife so thicc her Lovense disconnects when her legs are closed
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM