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I play mtg. I watch sports.

That's PRO BOWLER GARDNER MINSHEW II TO YOU
There are certain things that you probably have noticed that people compliment you on consistently. Style, music taste, sense of humor, skill at something, lots of options.

I think my personal favorite is that people are frequently amazed by how good the snacks I've selected are.
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Man I know better than to have expectations for celebrities, but man it is disappointing to see Nicki Minaj do this shit
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Whichever team wins this game is going to blow the Patriots out of the water lmao
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Bruh I hate that we get commercials that are previews for super bowl commercials. Super bowl commercials haven't been noteworthy in a decade+
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hell of a game. WRs on both teams (and QBs) showing out
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
They're going to have to change the amount of money people try to steal in movies because trumpflation is making 11 million only last a few years
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Went 3-0 (6-0) playing sultai fairy elves at draft tonight. Lorwyn is a fun set
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 AM
It's actually quite funny to me that people keep saying "well guess a woman can't win" cause Hilary and Kamala lost to Trump and it's like yeah well if a woman stopped trying to win Republican votes and instead tried to get, y'know, the rest of the country to vote for her she'd probably win
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Current girlfriend keeps talking about shitty celebs (really wants me to read Malcolm gladwell, which feels 15 years later) and mostly that's fine and whatever but she recently said that Democrats needed to figure out how to appeal to moderates better
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I'm really glad to at least learn CJ Stroud kinda sucks
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Everyone spent all this effort trying to get me to play commander cause they know I love terrible cards, but the problem is I can just do that in standard still.

The true path for me is THE BIT. A deck entirely comprised of creatures with raid or shadow or legendary? Now we're talking.
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Hot take: Tomlin left because he was afraid if he stayed Rodgers would re-sign
January 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Man that was a fun season this year and wow I have absolutely no confidence about next year
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
No one to blame but the bills just being better. Ready for next year to be 8-9 and miss the playoffs
January 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Time for prater to miss the extra point
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Weird play where jags are getting to carry him in and bills don't want to score
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
What the hell is that
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This is how you know I'm a long term jags fan:

C. M. T.
January 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Reposted
Parker "Parker Washington" Washington
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Cannot give the ball back here. Need a first
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Three and out would be huge
January 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Parker "Parker Washington" Washington
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Anybody wondering why the bills are more committed to the run for 2 yards a carry then the jags are at 15 yards a carry
January 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Ok got the sack I wanted. Now let's get 7 and then get a turnover
January 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Really need a sack and a turnover
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM