There was no context at all. Maybe there was supposed to be, but I can’t imagine any that would make it look good.

I wonder if this is like the terrible spelling and grammar in bulk phishing mails, carefully weeding out everyone who has learned anything from history.

Huh, there’s no obviously malevolent counterparts to mythological swan maidens, it seems (or at least, none I found with 10 minutes searching). Just lots of magical wife fantasies. Clearly there’s a gap to be filled there.

“It is a lovely day in faerieland and you are a horrible goosemay”.

🪱 outsourcing your thoughts is great! All the richest and coolest people are doing it!
🤡 concerned about grown-ass professionals suddenly coughing up emoji bulletpoints everywhere? You’re probably overthinking things.
🐛 we have a solution for that!

That's ridiculous, just because they wear tighter outfits, it has a chorus line of dancers and a musical interval at halftime doesn't mean etc etc.

The third I left overnight and drank it in the morning. Tap water, no aftertaste and tasted like the others. It's the tin salts! The electroplating! Larger companies switched to electroplated tinplate because it's cheaper than hot dip (still is too, less than $3 a sheet vs $8.50) 6/7

a french dude mailing a toilet an art gallery to protest their pay to play policies isn't art but me typing "garfield the cat beautiful anime woman big breasts photorealistic and she is looking at me with tender affection i complete her life and give her meaning" is