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Ethan 🦖
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‘i don’t like talking politics’ 🤖 *translating* 🤖 ‘i cannot talk politics but will continue giving out political rhetoric online as i cannot speak in person about such issues without my hand being held so i know i’m in the right’
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
does knowing all the bus lines of your city + where they go count as ball knowledge or autism
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
radiohead reminds me why alcoholism exists
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
been working in the service industry for less than a week here are the things i’ve experienced:
• a man having a stroke
• a racist
• an ex criminal
• some cool co-workers
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
barger was on the base stfu #worldseries
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
snell fucking sucks lol #worldseries #letsgobluejays
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
do you think a baby t rex eating a baby turtle is like us eating crackling? #prehistoricplanet
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i’m too bad for normal, too good for easy 🥀 #ninjagaiden4
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Ethan 🦖
Calling a person by a name or pronoun that isn’t theirs is an aggressive juvenile move

Thinking you know someone better than they do is trash behavior
October 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
the new ninja gaiden is actually heat what the fuck
October 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i don’t trust myself around car doors when the cars going fast. i don’t know why. i just don’t.
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i loved reading A Game of Thrones. too bad george rr martin made daenerys 14 🫠
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
why has the new guillermo del toro frankenstein been in like NO cinemas lol, i knew it was limited release but fuck me 😂
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Reposted by Ethan 🦖
October 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
lord of the rings has the best representation of positive masculinity
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
bossanova is reggae in a different font
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
sat in a tesla going sixty feeling like:
han solo and chewbacca are flying through space in the cockpit of a star wars ship .
ALT: han solo and chewbacca are flying through space in the cockpit of a star wars ship .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM