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Ethan quietly made a bluesky he may or may not use 🤫
Looking adoringly at my special power
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Looking adoringly at my special power
Cute friend! 😍
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Cute friend! 😍
Every piece of art is a self portrait
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Every piece of art is a self portrait
We still gotta do a muppet show version of this at some point...
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
We still gotta do a muppet show version of this at some point...
Stomata is when you've got the hand wounds like jesus
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Stomata is when you've got the hand wounds like jesus
I'm at the urgent care. I'm at the taco bell. I'm at the combination urgent care and taco bell..
January 27, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm at the urgent care. I'm at the taco bell. I'm at the combination urgent care and taco bell..
Like did you stop listening to me after the first syllable??
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Like did you stop listening to me after the first syllable??
You gotta write your quantum leap fanfic after that
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
You gotta write your quantum leap fanfic after that
One weird trick to stop feeling shamed!
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
One weird trick to stop feeling shamed!
This is a columbo episode
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This is a columbo episode
Everyone knows phone internet is completely different. Cause it's on phone.
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Everyone knows phone internet is completely different. Cause it's on phone.
This is how it feels to be someone's rebound guy
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is how it feels to be someone's rebound guy