emu
ethanmuller.com
emu
@ethanmuller.com
Hello, welcome to my microblog
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Is the BG3 camera really bad or am I missing something?
August 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pronouncing Debussy like the DaVinky twins
May 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by emu
Prank phone charger that saps your battery to 0% in 5 minutes
March 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I hate when you have to log into websites
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Shitting on "chain restaurants" is bad because you're forgetting the humans who work inside, who live full cute important lives just like your own, who put up with mistreatment from their work "superiors", who don't really have the option to leave. The actual victims of capitalism.
December 9, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Instead of the in the head, what if somebody shot Elon with a gun in the balls? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO would be epic. Probably would become a meme that breaks the internet. #freespeech
December 9, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Ugly handwriting is beautiful. When you learn to do handwriting only for yourself to read, it changes the whole point of writing things down. Making fun of "chicken scratch" is passé. Doctors only write like that because they're smart. Stop gripping your pen so tight!
December 7, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Thinking about designing some lowercase numerals
December 6, 2024 at 3:11 PM
The airpod maxes don't have audio jacks. Very stupid.
December 5, 2024 at 8:17 AM