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ethan :)
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25. can’t make decisions. jester of the haus of dave.

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— ethan (he/him)
— VA native
— museum person. trivia lover.
— 2000 baby (20+)

enjoys iced coffee, sweet treats, jeopardy compiltions, and the sound of his own voice.

[ #promosky ]
watching adults react negatively to photos of themselves as a teen and talking about how unattractive they were always upsets me bc like. would u say that to young you’s face? no!!!! stop being so mean to yourself!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
instagram comments will be people saying “i’m sorry i’m just expressing my opinion” then you scroll to the top of the 538 comment chain and it’s the person saying they think gay babies should be thrown out a 52nd story window into a burning building
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
yall afraid to moan during sex but i be in my girl’s ear like [DIAL UP TONE]
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
day drinking w my partner to a drag race drinking game turned into evening drinking while making soup OH im in love guys
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by ethan :)
This beer starting to taste like I should DM Anetra
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
made this for the deluded disney adult in your life
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
does anyone want to come to my new animal crossing island and give me 30 iron so i can build this stupid fucking store for the useless twins
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by ethan :)
when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
picking up my WIFE from the AIRPORT i wish i had A JOB so i could buy FLOWERS
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i think this is one of the funniest photos of me ever taken it gets me every time
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
starting a new animal crossing island ..
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
every text exchange with my father looks like this
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by ethan :)
"Hast du ein Mondtattoo?"

"Nein ich hab ein..."
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
just saw someone’s bio say “boston, ma” but i thought it said “bottom, ma” and i just went with it like yeah sure why not
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
time to go on a moot hunt
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by ethan :)
I feel these are like cryptid sightings
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
tempted to make this one my pfp
it’s my best angle imo
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
my phone is old so i don’t have the option to take .5x photos but i just found my partner’s fisheye lens and i am so entertained
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
need to go back to nyc stat i feel like i’m going to explode
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
8pm feeling bad seems like its time for bed
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i’m so BORED hello bsky
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
abigail spanberger now that you won you HAVE to make prerolls legal in the state again
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
if zohran wins today i just know there’s a beautiful trans woman in nyc who is going to have the best night of her life
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i need every transmasc who was a tomboy in the mid to late 2000s to rewatch the original transformers trilogy STAT and i’m not even joking
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
streaming in 10 xoxo

twitch.tv/ethansuckss
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM