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Ethan Von Zamft
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a group of people are dancing on a dance floor that has purple lights on it
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a dance floor that has purple lights on it
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February 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Jai Lucas slander.
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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What the hell is happening
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Was scanning the top ten list of dangerous jobs when back home for the holidays. Police officer not on that list! Roofers and delivery drivers, however…
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Pretty sure the folks wearing them have college-aged kids of their own
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Canes win?
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Show us those getaway sticks, you coward.
September 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Wait, I need follow up. She win or what?
August 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Over there, they call it “vino”
August 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Don’t let the AI slop get you too down. Went to Vroman’s for the first time the other day and remembering from that long-ass podcast you were on that they had your story collection, I grabbed it.
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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My boy posting Jihad on main
June 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Why is he on what looks to be a cake?
June 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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You have my permission!
May 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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That Tallahassee pet competition gaffe is enough to drain anyone’s morale
April 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Hey, you sent me an email!
April 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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They definitely use the hard “ah”
January 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM