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January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I would like to take this moment to not apologize again.
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I got the girl.
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
January 20, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It’s like a Polaroid, but with my Governor’s asshole.
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Put me in coach.

I will require a kei truck with push bar.
January 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Jacksonian.
January 19, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hogs and Kisses.
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Longing for more.
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Oh boy...
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 AM
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 AM
ESC/POS featuring William Henry Harrison.
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I think he is done with his hiatus.
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
venv is cute
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
they'll never know
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Someone peed in the pool.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
A tee up at it’s finest. They will keep losing people with the current leadership. Thinking four of ten developers in total. Two already gone.

Lies and more to cover up. STD rumors spread after rejecting advances. Promotions given while withholding my final pay. Sand foundations.

HR matters.
January 17, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Behind the Nut Distribution.
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
An acceptable place for a nut joke. The air is full of almonds.
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM