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To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/avoid-deer-strikes-finland-painting-deer-antlers-reflective-paint-180949792/)

File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods."
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Trying to be mysterious and aloof but the second anyone seems to be even remotely in need of emotional support I'm writing them a letter about how much their feelings matter.
March 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You don't KNOW how annoying it is in here. You simply cannot conceive it. I spend every single day trying to contain the Obnoxiousness and I do such a good job sometimes that people don't even suspect it's there
Everyone's like "you're not annoying" and I'm like that's through sheer force of will, babes. If I was not battening down the hatches every day from the moment I wake up against the ocean of dumbass compulsions my brain wants me to do I would be the most annoying person you'd ever met in your life.
February 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Everyone's like "you're not annoying" and I'm like that's through sheer force of will, babes. If I was not battening down the hatches every day from the moment I wake up against the ocean of dumbass compulsions my brain wants me to do I would be the most annoying person you'd ever met in your life.
February 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Do y'all remember when the "gender is genitals and chromosomes" crowd was foaming at the mouth that they made the green m&m less sexy? Do they think she's got an m&mussy?
December 27, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Seeing the most heinous, physically violent people in your
community self-identify as "empaths" because they think they're the first person on earth to experience emotions
December 15, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Young, dumb, and full of the endless cycle of death and rebirth
Oroboros snake had to get a rib removed so it could eat its own táil
December 13, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Oroboros snake had to get a rib removed so it could eat its own táil
December 13, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Crystal: that's illegal, actually
Me: gotta call my senators about this. Who approved this law?
Crystal: Us. We're the senators
Me: *starts a group call*
Crystal, two feet away with a horrible feedback echo: Hello it's me, a senator
Me: I HAVE COMPLAINTS
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Never give up hope that, one day, you will pull a book from a bookshelf and that secret door will finally open for you.
December 10, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Washing my hair, putting it curlers with the tiniest bit of mousse, wrapping it in a scarf and wearing a bonnet to sleep. This shit better look amazing in the morning lol
December 9, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Shirt alert!!!
December 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM
This was so predictable lol. Sorry Hozier and The Dear Hunter, my beloveds, but sapphic bops cannot be ignored
December 7, 2024 at 8:12 AM
December 7, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I'm so easy to gaslight bc tell me why every so often I convince myself that the "conservative dudes are drawn to liberal women" thing is exaggerated as if the alpha loser of any given space doesn't immediately try to get me to become his tradwife in spite of literally everything about me
December 6, 2024 at 8:17 AM
My biggest message to Dmeocrats who think they need to go MORE right and join Republicans in bashing trans people and immigrants when they ran the most conservative campaign they have in years and failed spectacularly - In the words of the immortal David Lynch: Fix your hearts or die.
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 AM
This man's just really out here doxxing federal employees and calling to "defund" things neither he nor the government in any way funded. Truly the only man qualified for the job of arguing with MTG on a stupid little congress committee
Muskrat saying "Defund the ACLU" really just shows how little anybody on that side of the aisle understands on even the most fundamental level. The ACLU? You thought they were getting subsidized by the government? Hello????
December 4, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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This is HUGE!

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December 4, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Muskrat saying "Defund the ACLU" really just shows how little anybody on that side of the aisle understands on even the most fundamental level. The ACLU? You thought they were getting subsidized by the government? Hello????
December 4, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Literally willing to go hungry rather than dip into the snacks for the baby lol. The sweet growing lad needs it more.
December 4, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Proselytize for democracy!

Send family members links to the Constitution & Bill of Rights.

Talk about the history of Tyranny & autocracy.

Preach about the beauty of liberty to your children & friends.

Be fearless!

#Resist
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Me, hanging out with people who enjoy my company and like me as a person and think I deserve rights: this is good

Some guy who openly hates my guts and hopes I die: if you don't let me in there to yell at you, it's an ECHO CHAMBER. So like... 👉👈 Wanna listen to my podcast? Soundcloud? Please list-
November 30, 2024 at 6:54 AM
I love that we can crowdsource blocking dipshits. A feature I never knew I desperately wanted
November 30, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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This isn’t the first time America has had a tyrant in the White House, or been rescued by an independent press. It’s a hopeful Thanksgiving story:

hartmannreport.com/p/truth-vs-t...
Truth vs. Tyranny: How Americans Have Stood Against Lies Before
From Jefferson’s era to today, history proves democracy’s defenders can still win…
hartmannreport.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:37 PM