THE CAT IS INSIDE THE BAG. REPEAT: THE CAT IS *INSIDE* THE BAG.
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
THE CAT IS INSIDE THE BAG. REPEAT: THE CAT IS *INSIDE* THE BAG.
At least you still are alive to chance another meal another day. Also we can cancel the headstone that said you died a most fa-la-fel death.
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
At least you still are alive to chance another meal another day. Also we can cancel the headstone that said you died a most fa-la-fel death.
In October of ‘94 my parents were visiting; I wasn’t well so I said please bring me back some cold medicine WITHOUT codeine in it. I got pharmacy branded stuff that must have been pure codeine. I was out for like three days (got up once to go pee).
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In October of ‘94 my parents were visiting; I wasn’t well so I said please bring me back some cold medicine WITHOUT codeine in it. I got pharmacy branded stuff that must have been pure codeine. I was out for like three days (got up once to go pee).
I always think about this for food/cooking. Like how did someone come up with what to eat and then kept refining it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I always think about this for food/cooking. Like how did someone come up with what to eat and then kept refining it.
Like it looks like it was designed so well but $210? If it were ~$75, I’d shut up and give them my money.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Like it looks like it was designed so well but $210? If it were ~$75, I’d shut up and give them my money.
Oh. Ok then. Phew.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh. Ok then. Phew.
If you see this, post a Spider-Man
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you see this, post a Spider-Man
They also can’t count. Offender is singular; one. That’s all.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They also can’t count. Offender is singular; one. That’s all.
… and snacks. Don’t forget the snacks!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
… and snacks. Don’t forget the snacks!!
Weed is a gateway drug to sleepy timez.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Weed is a gateway drug to sleepy timez.
No Mr. Bond. I expect you; to lie... down under all this dirt. *starts shovelling*
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
No Mr. Bond. I expect you; to lie... down under all this dirt. *starts shovelling*
Meeeeeep Meepy!
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Meeeeeep Meepy!
From the set of: “Stop! Or My Mom Will Sit”.
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
From the set of: “Stop! Or My Mom Will Sit”.
I’m crushing your head! Crush crush!
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m crushing your head! Crush crush!
Of all of these; Scream of Homer is the one that I am feeling the most.
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Of all of these; Scream of Homer is the one that I am feeling the most.
"They call it a Royalé with cheese. Ok?"
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"They call it a Royalé with cheese. Ok?"
White's tree frog and also recently; Portland protest Frog.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
White's tree frog and also recently; Portland protest Frog.