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Eva
@evab.bsky.social
Cat-bothering cheese lover. Reluctant gardener. Slowly learning Spanish with Duolingo. Quickly forgetting everything else.
I'll have to scrape some DM conversations out of it first, but you're right. I popped on there the other day to look for updates from someone and learned very quickly that if you put a woman's name in there, you'll generally get offered indecent images first, though maybe it was always like that.
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
How do you get to participate in this survey? I'm not sure I've ever been asked this question on my account. Definitely not on a regular basis anyway.
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 AM
He’s weakening it, for sure. It’ll soon have no allies, making it a ripe target for attack by other wannabe superpowers.
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Applying doesn't commit you, it's just a first step and you might not get selected anyway. You wouldn't have to tell a soul. Well, not until your family saw you on TV and wondered where their cut of your huge wad was. 🤞
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
So what have you got to lose by applying? Do it, smartypants!
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
For breaking the high street. For their multitude of badly-parked delivery vans churning our green and pleasant grass verges into bogs. For having made so much money that the owner has their own appropriately-shaped spaceship - Amazon.
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
😂
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Awww, thanks Tim, and likewise.
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Wishing a happy birthday to @ghostwoods.bsky.social and a lovely NYE to you both.
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Best no-one gets too attached to any characters though.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Congratulations Bobby. Well deserved, and for so much more too.
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This sounds like a job for M&S or Waitrose. Have you checked their websites?
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A merry Christmas to you too.
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Only double?! It'd probably be quadruple if you got your hair cut around here.
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Well done for having 4 things, even if you can't tell us about most of them.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Very sad news about her conditions. Poor poorly puss. I know you'll give her all the love you can. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It's not just you. I could only give it a "I liked this" rather than "I loved this". Definitely not as good as its predecessors.
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
You’re quite forgiven. We all have those moments when we need to get things off our chest. I’m just wondering what unit of Duolingo teaches such fluency.🤬
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Liking your post will guarantee I'll not be allowed into the US, if they search my socials.
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Is the destruction of Europe Russia's end game, or is it the destruction of the US? Russia is like an abuser, convincing the US to cut-off its friends, allies and support and ultimately, place itself in a more vulnerable position, all the while promising that America will be great again. Sneaky.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM