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Evaludate
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A bi-weekly(-ish) podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co-hosted by @daingertmadelyn.bsky.social and @dragonomatopoeia.bsky.social
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Content Warnings:

Anti-black racism: 12:10 - 12:35
Suicide: 17:20 - 17:23, 19:04 - 19:18
Cannibalism: 36:07 - 40:10
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Content Warnings:

Anti-Black Racism: 10:31 - 11:38
Suicide: 37:51 - 40:16 , 1:06:50 - 1:07:36
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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[Video Description: an even if Tempest “AMV” created using Windows Movie Maker 2012 and intentionally exported at a lower resolution to create stuttering and lower quality images. The AMV plays over a...
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December 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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[Video Description: an even if Tempest "AMV" created using Windows Movie Maker 2012 and intentionally exported at a lower resolution to create stuttering and lower quality images. The AMV plays over a...
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December 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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That more or less covers what you can find in our podcast so far! We're going to be wrapping up even if Tempest soon and moving on to our next game, which has not yet been decided. Look forward to an announcement!
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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(The AMVs are also going to be posted separately. Do not worry. I am always on your side.)
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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A tweet from the user oafworld on twitter imposed over in-game portraits of Anastasia and Zenn from even if Tempest. Anastasia is smiling confidently, and Zenn appears exasperated. The tweet reads: “boyfriend gets upset if i say i’m gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life”“
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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A screenshot of a post from tumblr user vanadiumheart which the character Tyril I Lister from even if Tempest has been edited onto. The post begins: “Oh boy new Evaludate!” and Tyril is shown with a big grin. The post continues: “Oh! The content warnings” followed by a skull emoji, and Tyril is shown with an expression of abject horror. A screenshot of the game even if Tempest showing the character King of Hystorica at a witch trial. He has a dialogue box reading: “Enough of these queer accusations!”, and the progress pride flag has been edited into the background behind him, as well as a lineup of the following characters from even if Tempest: Hugo Spencer, Anastasia Lynzel, Lucien Neuschburn, and Tyril I Lister.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Two characters from the visual novel even if Tempest, Anastasia Lynzel and Crius Castlerock, are standing in a garden. Anastasia faces away from Crius, who stands behind her with his arms caging her against a wall, and kissing the back of her head. The image has been edited with white, all-caps text on a black background at the top and bottom of the image. The top reads: “HEY WHAT HAPPENED WITH BIRD POLITICS”, and the bottom reads: “CAN WE CIRCLE BACK. TO BIRD POLITICS.”
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Finally, we are currently playing Voltage's first console title, even if Tempest! We've been on this game for around ten episodes now so it's a relatively short jump in if you just want to start with the latest game.

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A screenshot of the visual novel even if TEMPEST, depicting the character Prince Conrad Neuschburn smiling against a blue sky with one hand extended and one hand over his heart. Pasted over this image is text from the book: The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds, which reads as follows: “This is wonderful!” “This is going to be fine!” “I love this!” I was soon to change my mind, however. Imposed over this image is a semi-transparent image of the visual novel’s protagonist, Anastasia Lynze, being burned at the stake.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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The car promos are getting their own thread.
December 1, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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A mockup of a Twitch stream with Scarecrow, a young white man with brown hair, purple eyes, and a large grey and green coat, superimposed in front of the “game” screen in the style of a V-Tuber. The game depicted is a screenshot of Cafe Enchante featuring the character Il Fado De Rie, looking distraught at someone standing in front of him but out of view of the viewer. In the top left corner, there is a subscription notification featuring a glass jar full of money, with the word, “RESPECT” written on tape around the center. The notification reads, “xXTHECLOSERXx just subscribed for 1 month!” On the right hand side is a mockup of a Twitch chat overlay, which reads as follows: “Lukalalee: this guy sound familiar to any1 else???? Osiris22: (Three emotes of a crying cat giving a thumbs up) NoGuilt420: ur laundry is done get it out of the dryer Kryl0v: I don’t recognize his voice, myself. gingersux69: ADAM KRYLOV?????? xXButterflyEffectXx: RIGHT LUKA I’VE BEEN THINKING HE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW gingersux69: LIKE FROM THE NEWS???? TimesNewRoman: Scarecrow may I have my mod status back, I would like to ban someone. Prsnbrk: thought this game was about coffee CarmenSiegdiego: ATTENTION ALL HALLOWEEN HOES ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET FISTED BY A SKELETON”
December 1, 2024 at 1:57 AM