Evan Ames
@evanames.bsky.social
Photographer. Painter. Wannabe Driver. Occasionally make bad jokes.
After 3 “elixirs of the elder wizard”…
“This game is bullshit!!!” ::flips table:: ::passes out:: ::pees self::
4 hours later: “fuck I need some water and berries of Tyla-knoll!”
“This game is bullshit!!!” ::flips table:: ::passes out:: ::pees self::
4 hours later: “fuck I need some water and berries of Tyla-knoll!”
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
After 3 “elixirs of the elder wizard”…
“This game is bullshit!!!” ::flips table:: ::passes out:: ::pees self::
4 hours later: “fuck I need some water and berries of Tyla-knoll!”
“This game is bullshit!!!” ::flips table:: ::passes out:: ::pees self::
4 hours later: “fuck I need some water and berries of Tyla-knoll!”
No zombies before Christmas!
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
No zombies before Christmas!
::cough cough::piratebay::cough cough::
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
::cough cough::piratebay::cough cough::
I hated the band “Lit” as a kid. And I still hate the band “Lit” as an adult so at least I know that even though my taste in music has changed overtime that objectively crappy music is not an opinion but a measurable fact.
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hated the band “Lit” as a kid. And I still hate the band “Lit” as an adult so at least I know that even though my taste in music has changed overtime that objectively crappy music is not an opinion but a measurable fact.
Is gutetama a tyranid?
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Is gutetama a tyranid?
The one Chris Carter hated so much he came back and ruined the series???
I loved this season too; I just love that story is real.
I loved this season too; I just love that story is real.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The one Chris Carter hated so much he came back and ruined the series???
I loved this season too; I just love that story is real.
I loved this season too; I just love that story is real.
No notes. 10/10 Analysis from California.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No notes. 10/10 Analysis from California.
A horror story inspired by a trip to a lake you say… I know a guy who is excited to read it.
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A horror story inspired by a trip to a lake you say… I know a guy who is excited to read it.
Chaos AD. No porn on the street. Wholesome police cucking the plebs…
August 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Chaos AD. No porn on the street. Wholesome police cucking the plebs…
Sepul-smut Sunday on a Monday. Fair play good sir!
August 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sepul-smut Sunday on a Monday. Fair play good sir!
Hopefully this ends up like here in LA where the media points out the national guard and military just standing around cosplaying authoritarian rule until it’s just embarrassing to keep the act up.
August 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hopefully this ends up like here in LA where the media points out the national guard and military just standing around cosplaying authoritarian rule until it’s just embarrassing to keep the act up.