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Evan
@evancain.bsky.social
Whole milk advocate
A lil concerning how much I love kickball
May 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Can’t believe we won our game and no one gave us a kiss smh
April 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The gay bars should really play the devil went down to georgia more
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Keep accidentally hitting the right now button on Grindr 😭
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Insanely stressed and need a kiss
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Kinda want a boyfriend kinda don’t ya know
April 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A picture of someone crying with the caption “april showers” 🤌
April 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Bring back the marlboro rewards catalog
April 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Summer body almost loaded
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Can someone explain to me why I keep buying records when I don’t have a record player
March 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Really want some big gooey chocolate chip cookies rn
March 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Lost an earring four months ago and just found it 10 feet outside of my buildings entrance??
March 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
That moment when someone asks why you aren’t drinking and you feel the need to explain that you don’t have a problem drinking you just don’t want to drink but when you want to drink you do but you just don’t ever feel like it and then they stare at you confused and you feel awkward so it gets quiet
March 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Not wearing green today cuz I wanna get pinched 😏
March 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m one of those annoying managers that when my direct report asks me a question I make them answer their question first before I give them the answer
March 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m just a boy who wants a sweet lil treat 🥺
March 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Have had five dreams about dying the last two nights 🧐
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A correlation can be made between the state of my mental health and the number of thot pics I post
March 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gonna be your full time bedroom demon cuz I’m a killah killah killah killah
March 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some of you gays need to remember you’ve never taken a music theory class in your life and you’re not a music critic. Just calm down and enjoy it baby!!
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Having a really good day for the first time in a while 😊
March 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I love making up rumors about myself
March 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gonna treat myself to a McDonald’s full sugar coke today 🤤
March 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Marked safe from my first CrossFit open
March 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Had a real housewife moment today and honestly I get it it’s kinda fun
February 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM