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no relation to the band. philadelphia union enjoyer. liverpool. eagles. phillies. weird jazz/dub/downtempo liker. ‘92
It’s five by five Friday
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
strawberry coferment from Colombia? Sure!
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
first big snowfall prior to Xmas here in years. Maybe even close to a decade? beautiful accompaniment to a hot cuppa mud
December 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
important recent artistic acquisitions
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s five by five Friday
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Had a dream last night that had a moment best described as an intersection between the Rankin & Bass christmas animated special and Skibidi Toilet, this is the closest rendering I could muster to my experience.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s five by five Friday
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
L o l,
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
me immediately clocking a song by the residents #xpncountdown
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
it's five by five black friday
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Imagine how good a crisp lager or pilsner would taste from this immaculate vessel
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s five by five Friday
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
3. Minimally offensive beyond the inefficiency of selling coffee exclusively via chemex and serving it in for here mugs. I can only speculate, and hopefully so, that there is a dishwashing apparatus underneath the counter. At least an A-Frame storefront is less beholden to the elements.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
2. Nevermind that “Roadside Chemex” sounds like a weed strain, why are there only eight to-go cups? How are you going to refill the kettle to perpetuate the lengthy brewing process for a customer base that loves things going fast? Poor planning.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In this thread I will be critiquing the coffee shops found in Kirby Air Riders.

1. A compelling shop, up until you realize that machine’s breville barista express. With an inconsistent grinder, and only a single boiler inside, god help you if you have more than one customer waiting or a milk drink
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's five by five friday
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
scooter put out a new christmas techno song
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
that’s good bean
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
first beans of the slow crawl to yule have arrived
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s five by five Friday
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
human robot lager and soccer until 9 est
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM