Evan Franzel
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Evan Franzel
@evanfranzel.bsky.social
· Dec 11
Detective #1: The serial killer's latest victim was named Nelson Wells. He was cut in half with a circular saw.
Detective #2: The killer must be a fan of wrestling then.
Detective #1: What makes you think that?
Detective #2: Half Nelson.
Detective #2: The killer must be a fan of wrestling then.
Detective #1: What makes you think that?
Detective #2: Half Nelson.
Trump has even found a way to piss off the military nerds
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Trump has even found a way to piss off the military nerds
The phenomenon where people watch a video and then make their own video testing what they saw needs to stop. 90% of these could be prevented by 2 minutes of research
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The phenomenon where people watch a video and then make their own video testing what they saw needs to stop. 90% of these could be prevented by 2 minutes of research
The rare moment you actually look at the broken clock when it's displaying the right time
Rep. Tim Burchett on House bill to end Congressional stock trading:
"This is a scam that's being played on the American public. And it needs to stop. Let's give America a reason to trust Congress for once in our miserable lives."
"But we probably won't do it."
"This is a scam that's being played on the American public. And it needs to stop. Let's give America a reason to trust Congress for once in our miserable lives."
"But we probably won't do it."
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The rare moment you actually look at the broken clock when it's displaying the right time
Reposted by Evan Franzel
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
Lmao nice job chargers
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Lmao nice job chargers
Idiocracy carls jr Tom Kenney ass economy
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Idiocracy carls jr Tom Kenney ass economy
The anthropomorphic shit and piss in the Hugees commercial is wild
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The anthropomorphic shit and piss in the Hugees commercial is wild
McDonald's is going to start giving people free healthcare so that they live long enough to buy more McDonald's
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
McDonald's is going to start giving people free healthcare so that they live long enough to buy more McDonald's
I was thinking about the Coca-Cola AI ad and how poorly that went for them when I realized that Coca-Cola doesn't really need to spend money on advertising. Think about it. Probably everyone on earth knows about coke, what it is, and what it tastes like. Why even advertise anymore?
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I was thinking about the Coca-Cola AI ad and how poorly that went for them when I realized that Coca-Cola doesn't really need to spend money on advertising. Think about it. Probably everyone on earth knows about coke, what it is, and what it tastes like. Why even advertise anymore?
Get Donald Trump out of the commentators box for the love of God. Great way to ruin a broadcast
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Get Donald Trump out of the commentators box for the love of God. Great way to ruin a broadcast
What a beautiful sounding car alarm
youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE
youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE
Car Alarm (extended reprise)
YouTube video by pat’s soundhouse
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What a beautiful sounding car alarm
youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE
youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE
I want to be a wise old man that gives sage advice to weary travelers
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I want to be a wise old man that gives sage advice to weary travelers
Do other animals forget what they are doing as soon as they enter a different room?
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Do other animals forget what they are doing as soon as they enter a different room?
Here me out Nintendo. Pikachu de gallo
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Here me out Nintendo. Pikachu de gallo
Society will let you chase dragons as long as they're the right ones.
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Society will let you chase dragons as long as they're the right ones.
I drink one of these every day but my teeth still hurt and now my stomach does too. This is bullshit
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I drink one of these every day but my teeth still hurt and now my stomach does too. This is bullshit
Why are we so hellbent on replacing ourselves for short temporary profits?
September 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Why are we so hellbent on replacing ourselves for short temporary profits?
Every public bathroom stall door latch is just a puzzle waiting to be solved
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Every public bathroom stall door latch is just a puzzle waiting to be solved
How is there a login queue for skate. Buy some more server space EA
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How is there a login queue for skate. Buy some more server space EA
Just discovered this math rock band Nurture Nurture and the music is fantastic. Well executed and deeply emotional youtu.be/hcAM6NmO62E
nurture nurture - I am worse than a drug (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Nurture Nurture
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Just discovered this math rock band Nurture Nurture and the music is fantastic. Well executed and deeply emotional youtu.be/hcAM6NmO62E
Reposted by Evan Franzel
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Who's out here drying their tomatoes in the sun
September 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Who's out here drying their tomatoes in the sun
Life is about finding things you love and following them with everything you've got. The tricky thing is finding the things you love for no reason and shouldn't, then leaving them for good.
August 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Life is about finding things you love and following them with everything you've got. The tricky thing is finding the things you love for no reason and shouldn't, then leaving them for good.
I want to start a video essay YouTube channel but I don't want to do any of the work involved with that 😂
August 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I want to start a video essay YouTube channel but I don't want to do any of the work involved with that 😂
Anybody who's ever built a wall would know that it's keeping you in as much as it's keeping something out. Something the U.S. should think about
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anybody who's ever built a wall would know that it's keeping you in as much as it's keeping something out. Something the U.S. should think about