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Evan Joanette
@evanjoanette.bsky.social
Change leader | Consumer advocate | Institute of Water Fellow & Volunteer
It's lucky that Google got rid of that pesky "Don't be evil" slogan.
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ohhhh noooooo! I really thought it would stop after the CBS and ABC payoffs.
a man in a blue tank top is holding his chest and making a face .
Alt: Fitness guru Richard Simmons demonstrating fake shock by holding his chest and making a face.
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The Ministry of Truth strikes again.
August 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Even the sea bass weren't that angry. 🐟
June 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Informative and funny as hell. Great work from the dynamic duo.
June 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
May technically be true. But Moran's language was no 'worse' than the Fox News team uses. I guess its policies are 'different' to ABC News'.

Equally likely that parent, Disney, is simply not interested in tussling with Trump.

Moran will come out on the right side of history here.
June 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Maybe don't tweet (or X) while high, Elon.
June 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Pick one pocket and you're a thief. Pick thousands and you're a savvy businessperson.
June 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I'm not condoning any petty crime, but we want force of law and public scorn on shoplifters who steal $100s worth of retail goods.

Then we ignore, $billions due to unenforced tax rules, or gran's tanking pension because corporate regulations are lax. Those just become late night talk show jokes.🤷
June 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
And the US keeps making the brain drain more and more likely.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
RFK Jr threatens ban on federal scientists publishing in top journals
US health secretary calls leading medical journals such as Lancet ‘corrupt’ and pushes to create state-run alternatives
www.theguardian.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
DJT-capitulating law firm step-by-step guide.

1. Sow
2. Reap

Expect the colleague AND client exodus to start/continue.
May 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
*Lifts rock. Looks for party of small government.*

Meanwhile Europe is increasing its science grants looking to capitalise on the inevitable US brain drain.

erc.europa.eu/news-events/...
Increased ERC funding for top global researchers moving to Europe now confirmed
The European Research Council (ERC) decision to increase its support for leading researchers moving to Europe has today been formally adopted. On top of its standard grants, the ERC offers additional ...
erc.europa.eu
May 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Over 300 dependent species will be lost forever if oak populations continue to decline due to extreme weather or pests.

Please investigate and support Action Oak.
May 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And thus, the grift pays off.
May 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bezos capitulated to Trump, again, buying a momentary reprieve. But consumers are savvy. And with competition from Chinese pretenders, Bezos and Amazon are tarnished after just 100 days.

After decades and many thousands spent at Amazon, I'm extricating myself due to Bezos' politics. 🤷
May 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What clips of DT did folks like this see BEFORE the election that gave them any sense that there was any considered plan or empathy toward any actual real people? Even Fox News couldn't sugarcoat what came out of DT's lying lips.

The interviewee's disappointment is absolutely mind-boggling.
May 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Never a pot noodle. But different foods and beverages in the bath or shower for sure. I'm working up to a fully loaded 🍕.
April 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Turn 'hope' to 'will' and I'll buy you a beverage.
April 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Last ever QED? What you doing to us?

Something to be said about going out on a high, though.

Wonder if Mike H will accept fan hugs as this is the last one and he's experienced human contact at the spa as immersion therapy?
a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose with a paper bag while sitting in front of a lamp .
ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose with a paper bag while sitting in front of a lamp .
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
He's very preoccupied with countries sending their best. Didn't realise he meant FROM the US. Canada and Europe thank him. #BrainDrain
April 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Wait, so it's NOT the economy, stupid?
April 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM