Evan Schiff
@evanschiff.com
Film Editor of Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, The Marvels, Johns Wick 2 & 3, Birds of Prey, Nobody, Southside With You, and Everly.
Proved once again tonight that it is impossible to “just watch the beginning” of Star Trek (2009)
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Proved once again tonight that it is impossible to “just watch the beginning” of Star Trek (2009)
My 8yo: “Daddy who is that? Is that Frankenstein?”
Me: “Well actually…”
Me: “Well actually…”
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My 8yo: “Daddy who is that? Is that Frankenstein?”
Me: “Well actually…”
Me: “Well actually…”
Workshopping a new horror movie:
DEPARTMENT HEADS
This Fall, Heads Will Roll.
DEPARTMENT HEADS
This Fall, Heads Will Roll.
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Workshopping a new horror movie:
DEPARTMENT HEADS
This Fall, Heads Will Roll.
DEPARTMENT HEADS
This Fall, Heads Will Roll.
You know when a plane has to return to the airport but it’s too heavy to land so they dump fuel to make the plane lighter… yeah this is what that looks like
September 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You know when a plane has to return to the airport but it’s too heavy to land so they dump fuel to make the plane lighter… yeah this is what that looks like
It took them so long to release it I lost track of when they actually did, but no matter, I have my UHD copy of SNEAKERS now!
August 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It took them so long to release it I lost track of when they actually did, but no matter, I have my UHD copy of SNEAKERS now!
See? That’s not so hard!
July 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
See? That’s not so hard!
I guess the NYT Crossword editor took this diagram literally
April 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I guess the NYT Crossword editor took this diagram literally
Solid own goal by Adobe, seen here selling their AI bullshit with unintentional honesty.
March 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Solid own goal by Adobe, seen here selling their AI bullshit with unintentional honesty.
The Schiff Notes!
We Schiffs love a pun, with one obvious exception.
We Schiffs love a pun, with one obvious exception.
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The Schiff Notes!
We Schiffs love a pun, with one obvious exception.
We Schiffs love a pun, with one obvious exception.
This awesome, firefighting wonder of machinery looks like its design inspiration was a 6yo’s stick figure drawing of a helicopter
January 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This awesome, firefighting wonder of machinery looks like its design inspiration was a 6yo’s stick figure drawing of a helicopter
How to shut down an Avid NEXIS Server, served two ways:
AVID: Here is a confusingly written 13-step document
AVID Rental Company: "just yoink the power cable"
AVID: Here is a confusingly written 13-step document
AVID Rental Company: "just yoink the power cable"
December 21, 2024 at 2:51 AM
How to shut down an Avid NEXIS Server, served two ways:
AVID: Here is a confusingly written 13-step document
AVID Rental Company: "just yoink the power cable"
AVID: Here is a confusingly written 13-step document
AVID Rental Company: "just yoink the power cable"
My wife’s vegetable garden produced an insane amount of cilantro which is now making our fridge smell AMAZING. Tempted to just leave it in there as long as possible
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 AM
My wife’s vegetable garden produced an insane amount of cilantro which is now making our fridge smell AMAZING. Tempted to just leave it in there as long as possible
I would like to have a word with the person who designed a theater recliner to include a million lumen blue LED strip that faces the screen
December 5, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I would like to have a word with the person who designed a theater recliner to include a million lumen blue LED strip that faces the screen
During the covid lockdown my friends and I played home games using PokerStars. It takes a rake, which complicates figuring out payouts at the end.
Since I had time, I made us a web app in #Laravel. It tracks the game, calculates the PS rake and redistributes it to everyone based on minutes played
Since I had time, I made us a web app in #Laravel. It tracks the game, calculates the PS rake and redistributes it to everyone based on minutes played
December 3, 2024 at 7:39 PM
During the covid lockdown my friends and I played home games using PokerStars. It takes a rake, which complicates figuring out payouts at the end.
Since I had time, I made us a web app in #Laravel. It tracks the game, calculates the PS rake and redistributes it to everyone based on minutes played
Since I had time, I made us a web app in #Laravel. It tracks the game, calculates the PS rake and redistributes it to everyone based on minutes played
I can finally post something! Here’s a first look at FRANKENSTEIN, coming out Fall 2025
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November 21, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I can finally post something! Here’s a first look at FRANKENSTEIN, coming out Fall 2025
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
These pajama models are absolutely murdering that Scrabble game.
November 14, 2024 at 6:00 AM
These pajama models are absolutely murdering that Scrabble game.
Ah yes, it’s the post-championship “let’s park our helicopters overhead for 4 hours so we can eventually get 5 min of footage of the Dodgers plane landing at LAX even though it’ll just look like stock footage in the end” Day.
October 31, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Ah yes, it’s the post-championship “let’s park our helicopters overhead for 4 hours so we can eventually get 5 min of footage of the Dodgers plane landing at LAX even though it’ll just look like stock footage in the end” Day.
New profile banner image???
October 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
New profile banner image???
Suppository or Wacom pen case?
March 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Suppository or Wacom pen case?
A small selection of photos from my time editing THE MARVELS. 1/x
November 10, 2023 at 6:01 PM
A small selection of photos from my time editing THE MARVELS. 1/x
Seems extreme, but you do you!
October 21, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Seems extreme, but you do you!
Relics from my childhood that my parents are sending back to me as they clean out the house I grew up in
July 22, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Relics from my childhood that my parents are sending back to me as they clean out the house I grew up in