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Professional wrestling? One of these things is not like the others
A scene from a wrestling match where one wrestler is chained by their neck and the other wrestler is beating him with the chain
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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A layout for a mobile app that has a header, a footer, and a main area. The header has 2 icons aligned right. The footer has 3 tabs justified. The tabs in the footer have icons on top of short text aligned center in both directions. The main area has text and buttons justified vertically, and also a floating action button. The text boxes include 2 parts: 1 large text saying "Which one is this in the book?" and one in a smaller font saying "Also the desktop version replaces the header with a sidebar". Both text parts are aligned left. There are 2 buttons in the main area are justified horizontally. The buttons have an icon and a short text label both centered horizontally. The floating action button is aligned to the bottom right.
July 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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One thing that's striking about this poem is how often users run into the same error messages over and over. The frustration of these regular annoyances gives some of the emotional weight behind its meaning. We as developers/designers should push ourselves to mitigate errors as much as possible
Tumblr post that says "im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) 'im like if a girl was' (struckthrough) im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [thread locked (in all caps bolded)] im like if a girl (ending explained! in all caps) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl lost connection (in all caps)"
July 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The "Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Our Power" meme with the fighter jets captioned "JSX" and Omni-Man captioned "Hiccup"
May 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I spent all day at work fighting AI would've sounded much cooler to me as a kid
The "You best start believing in ghost stories" meme edited to say "You best start believing in a dystopian cyberpunk future. You're in one!"
May 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The "You guys are getting paid?" meme with the text "You guys are getting more than a two-word title?"
February 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The Scooby Doo Mask Reveal meme with the masked person labeled "Typescript" and the unmasked person labeled "Linter"
January 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The way I got test driven development to work for me as a software dev is to be very lax on the rules
The Pirate Code Meme showing Barbossa saying "They're more what you'd call guidelines"
January 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM