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Eve Esquire
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Asexual icon. Not a lawyer. #beliEVE
Chris Brown won a Grammy tonight and 2025 remains on trend.
February 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So, David Lynch was really just a cool, talented, and sexual guy that most everyone loved and admired.

Huh. Guess that is possible, Neil.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Being a B cup and middle aged, I, too, am defying gravity.
November 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I will not take someone who says “I’m old” seriously if they don’t have a tight five on their pelvic floor.
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by Eve Esquire
LA Comedians: Third Wheel Comedy is hosting a show produced by someone who was at the Glendale School board protests (proud boy side of it). Dude has proven to be a danger to people in the community. If you do a show there, think about moving it elsewhere
September 15, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Martin Short is a genius and can read for filth. Slate can do neither.
September 13, 2023 at 5:45 PM
“We named her Neveah, which is heaven backwards, but really, who rescued who?” —My worst nightmare
September 10, 2023 at 5:04 AM
As an asexual women who is not going to have kids, I am not a Spinster.

I am a Barreness.
September 7, 2023 at 10:42 PM