Eve Examines 👩🏻🦼🇨🇦🐚🌊🪸 🌊🐚
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Disabled, artsy, politics, love a laugh. Covid cautious. Hate antisemitism. Love animals and science fiction. ✡️ 🇨🇦
I suspect it wouldn't accept it because it wasn't brightly lit. Things look fine to us but they're all dark and gummy to cameras. Best bet is to do it outside or in front of a window. And FWIW in Ontario they make us take off our glasses for our IDs. Which are black and white and fuzzy as hell! 🤷🏻♀️
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I suspect it wouldn't accept it because it wasn't brightly lit. Things look fine to us but they're all dark and gummy to cameras. Best bet is to do it outside or in front of a window. And FWIW in Ontario they make us take off our glasses for our IDs. Which are black and white and fuzzy as hell! 🤷🏻♀️
😬 At least he's unlikely to bump his head. That's the best you can say for it. Can imagine conversations when he's an adult. "You made me sleep in a meth den!"
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
😬 At least he's unlikely to bump his head. That's the best you can say for it. Can imagine conversations when he's an adult. "You made me sleep in a meth den!"
OMG, that duvet! it looks like if cartoon characters could throw up, what they're throw up would look like. Sorry, but crumbs!
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
OMG, that duvet! it looks like if cartoon characters could throw up, what they're throw up would look like. Sorry, but crumbs!
I have not seen a single Labubu. I am both disappointed and relieved. (Whispered: they are hideous)
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have not seen a single Labubu. I am both disappointed and relieved. (Whispered: they are hideous)
The good news: you get to sleep in a real bed and there's plenty of space around it!
The bad news: the freezers/pumpkins photo.😰
The bad news: the freezers/pumpkins photo.😰
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The good news: you get to sleep in a real bed and there's plenty of space around it!
The bad news: the freezers/pumpkins photo.😰
The bad news: the freezers/pumpkins photo.😰
As the gourding hour approaches, of All Gourds Day. 🙏
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
As the gourding hour approaches, of All Gourds Day. 🙏
Well at least he's got a view. Oh, no curtains.
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well at least he's got a view. Oh, no curtains.
It's like the toy Santa on the table escaped from the duvet cover, and became 3-D!
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's like the toy Santa on the table escaped from the duvet cover, and became 3-D!
The book is called 'Entitled'! 😆
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The book is called 'Entitled'! 😆
Move the wedding dress. Let them sleep in a real bed.
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Move the wedding dress. Let them sleep in a real bed.
Oh please, this is the nicest one! Except it would probably be kind of cold and having a bed would be nice.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh please, this is the nicest one! Except it would probably be kind of cold and having a bed would be nice.
😂😆 Can I just say if he was going for the movie Patton effect with that stupid ass flag poster, it's nowhere near big enough. The Patton flag was gigantic and George C. Scott walks out in front of it and gets bigger and bigger.
October 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
😂😆 Can I just say if he was going for the movie Patton effect with that stupid ass flag poster, it's nowhere near big enough. The Patton flag was gigantic and George C. Scott walks out in front of it and gets bigger and bigger.
The American left is chock full of people who up until ~eight years ago were barely liberals and who now have heads full of quasi or full on Stalinist ideas. It's a weird turn. I suspect for a lot of of them their relationship to politics is part of being in a subculture. Not real engagement.
October 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The American left is chock full of people who up until ~eight years ago were barely liberals and who now have heads full of quasi or full on Stalinist ideas. It's a weird turn. I suspect for a lot of of them their relationship to politics is part of being in a subculture. Not real engagement.
Long, for a pig, wiry hair that's curly.
October 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Long, for a pig, wiry hair that's curly.
Exactly. Had this happen yesterday. As well as 1 million other times. Also fun is the Google pop-up in the corner trying to get me to sign into a news website where I don't have an account. Google wants you to sign into everything in existence.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Exactly. Had this happen yesterday. As well as 1 million other times. Also fun is the Google pop-up in the corner trying to get me to sign into a news website where I don't have an account. Google wants you to sign into everything in existence.
How come they're not curly? I thought javelinas were curly.
September 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
How come they're not curly? I thought javelinas were curly.
That would be perfect! I like how skunk babies are always doing handstands. Very cute.
September 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
That would be perfect! I like how skunk babies are always doing handstands. Very cute.
Exactly. And one who has actual holly hands! (Wouldn't be able to knit, the pointy bits on the leaves would snag the wool.)
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Exactly. And one who has actual holly hands! (Wouldn't be able to knit, the pointy bits on the leaves would snag the wool.)
It's just in mourning! That's its veil. Why is it wearing a veil? It's a time travel Victorian deer so it's wearing Victorian era mourning clothes. 🦌
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It's just in mourning! That's its veil. Why is it wearing a veil? It's a time travel Victorian deer so it's wearing Victorian era mourning clothes. 🦌
Congrats. Really impressive.
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Congrats. Really impressive.