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EvelCrisis
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That Gay NB Socialist from that other account. Still writing garbage cause I'm a total hack.

They/Them He/Him
This one is tough to think of, but considering both were nobodies starting out, became great leaders, and pulls off some of the greatest upsets ever, I think Fae and her more fundamental hard headedness would be great for Ben Wallace
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Weird jump from eras but rahms offensive a sniping ability and more lax attitude I think makes me want to go with KD. Especially since when paired w/a better player he locks tf in and is a worse version of other greats
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thread of characters whose fighting styles I think should be based on NBA Players.

Stsrting with this idiot, I think his best idea would be Logo Man both because he's my OG, his explosive and versatile fighting style, and his impact on the series.

Also because Bill and Wilt are taken
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Somehow made the Finals in my Dynasty league on the power of friendship alone. So of course I made this my PFP
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
You cannot convince me this isn't a sopranos character without the overt insecure masculinity
December 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So far this book has been really good except it's chapter on China is weirdly terrible. Like most of it is on his McKinsey allowed China to expand its state run industries globally. And while it does talk about the human rights abuses, it does feel like it comes forms. Very western centric criticism
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sorry here's the actual tweet. You also have the former president of Mexico (a right winged) at these "organic" protests wearing the shirt
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There's "anti-corruption, anti-cartel" protests going on in Mexico saying it's about Gen Z and shit like that and like every other person is carrying the strawhat flag or wearing a T-shirt.

Except when you look at the protests it's all people over 50 and now you have DHS tweeting this out
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Bro you are not Pain. He was at least the victim of war his entire life to where it makes sense his solution to world peace is allowing the world to nuke itself into the stone age. You're a wealthy who has never known conflict in his life because your dad brought peace. Your motives make no sense
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mayor Mamdani, the people of Minneapolis Yearn for Freedom!!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Idk this could be pretty good
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh wait. This is actually worse than Trump winning.
October 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Lmao
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Well shit
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This man put on muscle and trained with the likes of Hakeem, KG, Bonner, and in his own words "The Great Ras Al Ghul"

IDC what you say. This is the Avatar and he shall restore balance to basketball
October 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Preparing for the state of play
September 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
September 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Like I'm sorry but it's objectively true he completely 180f on policy right around the change in Chief of Staff and the Russian invasion
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Since they're supposed to be more Eldridge than true demon, you could get a little weird with it like they form an outfit out of stars/cosmos or go for a asura rule look where their clothes are hanging over them and used to contain whatever they represent
September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
September 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM