America continues to be made greater and greater. I will never, ever cease to be amazed at how fervently some people will vote against their own self interests. Don't let me interrupt you. Go get that second mortgage. It's time to buy more eggs.

He looks like he's about to ask me if that's a pledge pin on my uniform!

I don't know. His gravitational pull must be awfully strong. ;)

Is it called "ICE" or "ICEBERG"?

Yep. He looks like Elvis. In 1980.

Inspiring millions of women to be best.

Shouldn't Garrett Morris be shouting this for the hard of hearing? ;)