Emily Allura
@eventualgoth.bsky.social
Professionally confused. QA Lead on @staroath.bsky.social🏳️⚧️ she/her 🏳️⚧️ Help me pay for my transition http://gofund.me/ed2ab994
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Every day of my damn life.
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Every day of my damn life.
I think I just took psychic damage.
January 19, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I think I just took psychic damage.
Hell yeah you do!
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Hell yeah you do!
Idk my wife is barely hanging on after this one. If our NLL team blows this lead she might crash out fully.
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Idk my wife is barely hanging on after this one. If our NLL team blows this lead she might crash out fully.
But I already got those testicles out of my microplastics.
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
But I already got those testicles out of my microplastics.
They've got one literally right next door to a store by me, too.
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
They've got one literally right next door to a store by me, too.
I'm hoping he eats shit down the AF1 stairs on live television.
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I'm hoping he eats shit down the AF1 stairs on live television.
IIRC they're using Verizon's network.
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
IIRC they're using Verizon's network.
I'm just vibing until the one time in a thousand everything lines up to let me hit everything at the table that isn't mine for 52 damage while surviving the 13 I take myself. (Gisela & Furnace of Rath, then Blasphemous Act)
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I'm just vibing until the one time in a thousand everything lines up to let me hit everything at the table that isn't mine for 52 damage while surviving the 13 I take myself. (Gisela & Furnace of Rath, then Blasphemous Act)
Especially matchmaking.
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Especially matchmaking.
I think this is the core pillar of my existential dread.
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I think this is the core pillar of my existential dread.
Not to be confused with the actual late 90s karate-heavy police procedural Martial Law.
January 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Not to be confused with the actual late 90s karate-heavy police procedural Martial Law.
Somehow my transitioning got my wife into football, so I'm getting asked to watch sports more now.
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Somehow my transitioning got my wife into football, so I'm getting asked to watch sports more now.
Ok so I probably did need to hear this but I'm not happy about it. /lh
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Ok so I probably did need to hear this but I'm not happy about it. /lh
Gonna have to feint to another app first I guess.
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Gonna have to feint to another app first I guess.