When a hockey player punches someone, they get a few minutes in the time out corner. But when I punch someone, it's called assault and battery.

This is so ominous help? What does this even mean? I feel like I'm a passerby of a horror flick sometimes man

The cottagecore variant of a murder of crows is a fluffle of bunnies.

TIL that Mexican Cola >>> US Cola

You cannot change my mind, my subjective opinion is completely factual, in this essay I will-

Sooo what is this thing? I found it but don't want to touch it lol. It kind of looks like an ankle monitoring bracelet but there's a button to turn on a light?

Y'all ever have an interest where you go "wow, this is good!" and realize you can't recommend it to anybody. Like this is my personal hell no you may not share it with me

TIL that there's a vocaloid song in guardians of the galaxy 3?? It feels like different hemispheres of my fandom brain are colliding please no go back

It's a nice day for a short nature trek! (OC)