Desperation control is so hottt~

Just wanted you to know this piece has inspired me to write a VERY smelly story :3

Keeping his tummy compressed so it can't bloat him is doing things for me~

Yes, and yes. As far as figuring out the problem, eh, not a big deal to me. I drink plenty of water.

Maybe. Bread and pasta doesn't have the same effect though so I'm skeptical of that.

It probably is, to be honest. The weird thing is that the tiny sauce packets that come from Chinese restaurants don't do it, nor do any of their foods cooked in soy sauce. It's just the bottle of soy sauce I have.

This post was published as I filled my pitiful little toilet for the second time

Barely ran out of characters for the post but I made it fit

Don't we all wish that. Unfortunately he's manufactured a cult and we've gotta deal with that fact until they're gone. I just wish people cared about proven facts more than they do.

I am continually surprised by how based your takes are.

Betting on some secret fourth thing btw

I am unbelievably pissed. I knew the day was coming but literally ONE update was all they needed to speedrun enshittification.

Anyway rant over. Regularly scheduled hornyposting will continue tomorrow.

So I bit the bullet and I've backed up my important shit to the cloud and I'm formatting a thumb drive to install CachyOS from. Generative AI does NOT belong in the workplace, art environment, or anywhere for that matter. The fact that Microsoft can't see their user base leaving is telling.