Checked out an open house today,
wasn’t for sale, just open

Nothing better than snaking the only chair at a book shop and watching introverts respectfully resent you

Female sex toys are wild, to replicate one a guy would need 6 inches and parkinsons

You think you’d see more born again buddhists

Walking the dog is a lot like walking your drunk friend home from the pub. He’s saying hi to everyone, peeing everywhere, if you let go he’ll run infront of a car

Just got my identity stolen,
unfortunately they gave it right back

Absolutely bombed trying to check if my first #bluesky follower is a real person or if this site has been infiltrated by the computers. Boomer moment but you gotta interrogate everyone who comes through lads

Hiya, I’m Elliott, I’m a stand up from Australia. Just here to post little jokes I write. Aiming for 1 a day hence the @. Hope you like em
xoxo gossip girl