The Everything Machine
@everythingmachine.bsky.social
Animator, VFX artist, Storyteller.
Between her and that one lawyer, sure has been a month for grifters.
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Between her and that one lawyer, sure has been a month for grifters.
“The woke (((globalist))) hate beauty and want you to eat your goyslop in your little gray prison cells!”
Translation:
Translation:
Suspect Guilty GIF
Alt: Man in Hot Dog costume reassuring a room full of incredulous people that “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“The woke (((globalist))) hate beauty and want you to eat your goyslop in your little gray prison cells!”
Translation:
Translation:
I remember the kids in Junior High and High School who had Nazi phases.
It wasn’t a phase.
It wasn’t a phase.
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I remember the kids in Junior High and High School who had Nazi phases.
It wasn’t a phase.
It wasn’t a phase.
Two of my fucking sisters work for some AI dogshit companies too, so my parents are fucking hounding me about “why don’t you just use AI to make your cartoons?!”
AAAAAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAAGH!
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Two of my fucking sisters work for some AI dogshit companies too, so my parents are fucking hounding me about “why don’t you just use AI to make your cartoons?!”
AAAAAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAAGH!
BatmanToolofTheEnemy.jpg
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
BatmanToolofTheEnemy.jpg
And in my new job I’m beset by so much AI produced “content” and other forms of content mills. I’m seething in rage partly because the kids I help are watching this, and I have no idea what this is doing to their brains, but knowing so many people I love are unemployable now because of THIS SHIT!
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
And in my new job I’m beset by so much AI produced “content” and other forms of content mills. I’m seething in rage partly because the kids I help are watching this, and I have no idea what this is doing to their brains, but knowing so many people I love are unemployable now because of THIS SHIT!
But I have so many friends and people I respect or even idolize who have been out of work for YEARS! Brilliant wonderful people, almost all of them are queer or neurodivergent or here on visas. Absolute dogshit.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
But I have so many friends and people I respect or even idolize who have been out of work for YEARS! Brilliant wonderful people, almost all of them are queer or neurodivergent or here on visas. Absolute dogshit.
I spent my entire adult life trying to follow my dreams and be a professional animator/film maker. Venture capital billionaires and AI ghouls have hollowed out the entirety of the industry. I’m lucky that I was able to pivot careers at 35 years of age-
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I spent my entire adult life trying to follow my dreams and be a professional animator/film maker. Venture capital billionaires and AI ghouls have hollowed out the entirety of the industry. I’m lucky that I was able to pivot careers at 35 years of age-
Narrow urethra included?
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Narrow urethra included?
Oda was like, “what if Che Guevara didn’t suck.”
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oda was like, “what if Che Guevara didn’t suck.”
Every person I’ve ever met who does psychedelics on a fairly regular basis just to take the edge off has been pretty chill and a decent person.
Every single person I’ve encountered who LIVES in them like a spacing guild navigator in spice is the worst sort of monster.
Every single person I’ve encountered who LIVES in them like a spacing guild navigator in spice is the worst sort of monster.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every person I’ve ever met who does psychedelics on a fairly regular basis just to take the edge off has been pretty chill and a decent person.
Every single person I’ve encountered who LIVES in them like a spacing guild navigator in spice is the worst sort of monster.
Every single person I’ve encountered who LIVES in them like a spacing guild navigator in spice is the worst sort of monster.
Going to invent a Time Machine and show this to Tolkien and tell him it was God punishing him for being a Francoist.
October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Going to invent a Time Machine and show this to Tolkien and tell him it was God punishing him for being a Francoist.
We’re dumping chemicals to turn all the fish in the ponds non-binary.
October 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
We’re dumping chemicals to turn all the fish in the ponds non-binary.
Oh my fucking god it’s got a Lord of the Rings name too!
Deep breaths. I must not fedpost. I must not fedpost.
Deep breaths. I must not fedpost. I must not fedpost.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Oh my fucking god it’s got a Lord of the Rings name too!
Deep breaths. I must not fedpost. I must not fedpost.
Deep breaths. I must not fedpost. I must not fedpost.
The sexy, but tough, but still seeking validation from a man female love interest will be named Police Nautington.
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The sexy, but tough, but still seeking validation from a man female love interest will be named Police Nautington.
I’m going to make a Kojima tribute game and have a character named Metal Gearman.
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I’m going to make a Kojima tribute game and have a character named Metal Gearman.
Like the only VAGUELY queer coded moment was Rumi rejecting the old Honmoon to build her own… which is exactly the same as the original and fulfills the same purpose.
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Like the only VAGUELY queer coded moment was Rumi rejecting the old Honmoon to build her own… which is exactly the same as the original and fulfills the same purpose.
Yeah! I thought the movie was VERY Christian coded. And apparently we’re not the only ones to notice. www.premiernexgen.com/popular-cult...
Christian parents can usefully use KPop Demon Hunters to explore themes of idolatry and the Kingdom of God with their family
It might sound unlikely but Charles Merritt shows how this latest film from Netflix is a great springboard for great family faith conversations
www.premiernexgen.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Yeah! I thought the movie was VERY Christian coded. And apparently we’re not the only ones to notice. www.premiernexgen.com/popular-cult...
Everyone should spend a day body surfing. Closest I can imagine to a religious experience.
September 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone should spend a day body surfing. Closest I can imagine to a religious experience.
Ok, but as an ocean enjoyer, surrendering yourself to the buffeting of the waves is one of my favorite experiences.
September 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ok, but as an ocean enjoyer, surrendering yourself to the buffeting of the waves is one of my favorite experiences.
But will Tariff finally like it?
August 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
But will Tariff finally like it?