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imaginary sports/loud music/speedruns. Erdos-Bacon number: 7.

3x FSWA finalist.
Companion star name possibilities:

- Lydia
- Geusy Lucy
- Fusion McFusion Face
July 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If only I had eaten fewer avocados
July 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hey new followers. I'm jet lagged from returning from my annual trip to Japan to feed banh mi to pictures of Shohei Ohtani.

Thanks for thinking that I'm worth following.
April 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The "fantasy analysts sex factor" image is still processing because we got one of them AIs to upscale Grey's mustache to 64K resolution. We need a monitor the size of Manhattan to fit the whole thing.
Latest from @everywhereblair.bsky.social where he talks about his 15-team drafted team and not-pictured “Fantasy Analysts Sex Factor” graph where I grade v highly
2025 TGFBI Draft Recap: I’m Truss’ Favorite
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March 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
TGFBI start
March 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If anybody wonders why I left my career of Japan stuff, it's because the pay rate was abysmal.

Skills include bilingual communication, ready to work intense deadlines, coding, marketing, technical media skills, nights and weekends (and, I bet, overnights).

For $25 an hour.
February 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ironically, you don’t need pitchers.
February 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Every once in a while -- OK, weekly -- I go back to this article and think, "could I have made more enemies?"

Yes, yes I could have made more enemies

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Preseason Sanjikai Edition
A look at draft strategy and rankings using a new and improved system for 2021 fantasy baseball starting pitchers.
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February 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
When your league scoring gives bonuses for Frankenpitchers
February 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by everywhereblair
Next week we're announcing RazzSlam 6's draft time and place (ooh, aah) but if you want to signup still, you have a few more days -- it's free to signup and there's prizes bc why not it's not my money! [finger to earbud] I'm hearing it is my money, hmm
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RazzSlam Signup
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February 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Barkley with 35 second half carries, who says no
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Most of those dancers got more downfield yards than the chiefs
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What are the odds that the chiefs team halftime adjustment is to just let the team get psyched up by watching Kendrick’s halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Truth is, you need a 24 point head start to beat Mahomes in the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mahomes looking lost out there
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Do they know what the song Personal Jesus is about?
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady in a commercial trying to solve the problem of hate.
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If I’m the eagles, I don’t even suit up the punter tonight. Going for it on 4th every time
February 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Really missing the Nickelodeon broadcast tonight
February 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Superb Owl predictions:

-Birds win (of course)
- Saquon > 150 yards from scrimmage
- Not like us ✅
-Jason Kelce and T swift shown hugging and reddit breaks into rumors
- Scientology commercial
- 3+ Tom Brady flashback highlights
February 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Another week, another choice for violence
February 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM