Evi "The Librarian" Baroque
@evibaroque.bsky.social
Writer of a mediocre blog | 26 years old
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The Trump Administration four days into 2026:
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The Trump Administration four days into 2026:
This does not apply to trains, my beloved 💞
If I ever become chancellor of Germany, a German bullet train will be one of my pet projects (after some intensive investnments to make German trains highly reliable and the Deutsche Bahn a respectable institution again).
On that note: screw you, CSU 🖕
If I ever become chancellor of Germany, a German bullet train will be one of my pet projects (after some intensive investnments to make German trains highly reliable and the Deutsche Bahn a respectable institution again).
On that note: screw you, CSU 🖕
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
This does not apply to trains, my beloved 💞
If I ever become chancellor of Germany, a German bullet train will be one of my pet projects (after some intensive investnments to make German trains highly reliable and the Deutsche Bahn a respectable institution again).
On that note: screw you, CSU 🖕
If I ever become chancellor of Germany, a German bullet train will be one of my pet projects (after some intensive investnments to make German trains highly reliable and the Deutsche Bahn a respectable institution again).
On that note: screw you, CSU 🖕
And the only truck I ever want is the Chevrolet SSR, in dark blue with golden orname frames (the thing that partially covers the headlights of the car, also available on the back).
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
And the only truck I ever want is the Chevrolet SSR, in dark blue with golden orname frames (the thing that partially covers the headlights of the car, also available on the back).
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
The difficulty also kinda increased after I chose the Diablo, suddenly the opponents drove like their lives depended on a victory. Not a complaint, just weird.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 AM
The difficulty also kinda increased after I chose the Diablo, suddenly the opponents drove like their lives depended on a victory. Not a complaint, just weird.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
I think this counts as receiving the mandate of heaven.
Thank you fortune cookie! 🥠
Thank you fortune cookie! 🥠
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I think this counts as receiving the mandate of heaven.
Thank you fortune cookie! 🥠
Thank you fortune cookie! 🥠
Here are the others.
My music taste is, otherwise, 'indescribable'.
My music taste is, otherwise, 'indescribable'.
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Here are the others.
My music taste is, otherwise, 'indescribable'.
My music taste is, otherwise, 'indescribable'.
You could say I'm a Miku fan ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
You could say I'm a Miku fan ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Also Miku :3
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Also Miku :3
Insatiable curiosity
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Insatiable curiosity
Her first workday
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Her first workday
Imagine losing to someone who was just 4 MILLISECONDS faster than you.
Phew, oh my god. This was one hell of a rollercoaster.
I need to process what just happened.
Phew, oh my god. This was one hell of a rollercoaster.
I need to process what just happened.
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Imagine losing to someone who was just 4 MILLISECONDS faster than you.
Phew, oh my god. This was one hell of a rollercoaster.
I need to process what just happened.
Phew, oh my god. This was one hell of a rollercoaster.
I need to process what just happened.
Holy Shit
I fucked up the beginning of the three races (called Bad Boyz) after the first one extremely bad. And screwed myself over, because I still interpret some of the arrows showing the path too literally.
I don't know how I managed to always get first. Thank you Charger R/T, my beloved ♥️
I fucked up the beginning of the three races (called Bad Boyz) after the first one extremely bad. And screwed myself over, because I still interpret some of the arrows showing the path too literally.
I don't know how I managed to always get first. Thank you Charger R/T, my beloved ♥️
September 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Holy Shit
I fucked up the beginning of the three races (called Bad Boyz) after the first one extremely bad. And screwed myself over, because I still interpret some of the arrows showing the path too literally.
I don't know how I managed to always get first. Thank you Charger R/T, my beloved ♥️
I fucked up the beginning of the three races (called Bad Boyz) after the first one extremely bad. And screwed myself over, because I still interpret some of the arrows showing the path too literally.
I don't know how I managed to always get first. Thank you Charger R/T, my beloved ♥️
I saw, I bought, I ate.
Thank you, Rewe!
This is amazing! Thank you Marcus.
This fucking rocks. So good, you can't can't love it 💞
Thank you, Rewe!
This is amazing! Thank you Marcus.
This fucking rocks. So good, you can't can't love it 💞
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I saw, I bought, I ate.
Thank you, Rewe!
This is amazing! Thank you Marcus.
This fucking rocks. So good, you can't can't love it 💞
Thank you, Rewe!
This is amazing! Thank you Marcus.
This fucking rocks. So good, you can't can't love it 💞
She's never in danger, because she is the danger.
August 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
She's never in danger, because she is the danger.
Ah, I chose right train by taking the departure one hour earlier. And the Deutsche Bahn was even on time! 🥳
July 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Ah, I chose right train by taking the departure one hour earlier. And the Deutsche Bahn was even on time! 🥳
"Why are you still single?"
Me when I try to flirt:
Me when I try to flirt:
July 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Why are you still single?"
Me when I try to flirt:
Me when I try to flirt:
I'm a big fan of this game too.
They should have made it even more extreme, though.
They should have made it even more extreme, though.
July 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm a big fan of this game too.
They should have made it even more extreme, though.
They should have made it even more extreme, though.
So, I made the unwise decision to buy an overpriced chocolate bar which is a copy (Lindt) of a copy (Dubai) of a Turkish chocolate bar with Pistachios that you can buy around $4 (or less than €3).
Made by Nestle.
Was it worth the €10 (145 g)?
Not really. It tastes alright, but that's about it.
Made by Nestle.
Was it worth the €10 (145 g)?
Not really. It tastes alright, but that's about it.
July 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
So, I made the unwise decision to buy an overpriced chocolate bar which is a copy (Lindt) of a copy (Dubai) of a Turkish chocolate bar with Pistachios that you can buy around $4 (or less than €3).
Made by Nestle.
Was it worth the €10 (145 g)?
Not really. It tastes alright, but that's about it.
Made by Nestle.
Was it worth the €10 (145 g)?
Not really. It tastes alright, but that's about it.
My current view on my new German government:
July 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My current view on my new German government:
Fun Fact: in Black and White I got my first Eevee and evolved her into Espeon. I named my Eevee Evi, so my social media name got this little backstory.
Evi followed me all the way to the last Pokemon game I played: Pokemon Omega Ruby.
Evi followed me all the way to the last Pokemon game I played: Pokemon Omega Ruby.
June 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Fun Fact: in Black and White I got my first Eevee and evolved her into Espeon. I named my Eevee Evi, so my social media name got this little backstory.
Evi followed me all the way to the last Pokemon game I played: Pokemon Omega Ruby.
Evi followed me all the way to the last Pokemon game I played: Pokemon Omega Ruby.
General Espeon, you are taller than I expected (banana for scale).
June 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
General Espeon, you are taller than I expected (banana for scale).