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Infosec Swiss Army Chainsaw.

Turn-ons include: Actor Model, High Performant, Secure, Concurrent and Reliable Systems.

Turn-offs include: Blind praise of anything.

https://ponylang.io/ developer.
You want to be there at club throwing out time.
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Given your interest in languages i figured you'd look it up and find a colloquialism fun.

Apparently, the existence of an org of the same name foiled that.

I meant it in the original meaning: "Fair play", as a reply meaning "you make a good point".

Apologies for the additional confusion.
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Chwarae teg!
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Generalists get paid better though...
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just can't imagine the banality of a life that would spawn this thought.

Where is the joy?
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I used to have one of these too, but I never used it (regularly) for soy milk.

Some models also double as a soup-maker as the process is basically identical.

Boil + Immersion blend!

Just throw in ingredients, stock, press start, walk away.

30m to delicious soup.

Life changing!
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I was on the fence for subscribing...

If i subscribe today, can I get some of that sock action?

❤️
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When my mother got it, she begged me to kill her.

Hysterically.

It is still nightmare fuel to me.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yeah,

I emailed one of the artists who worked on #hazbinhotel who is not on bsky - just to tell them that an Easter Egg they put on screen for a few seconds caused my family to squeal with joy.

No intellect - pure JOY!
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The goal of rust was to remove footguns, so I guess I'm surprised that this was allowed in the language in the first place.

The goal of statically typed languages is to move problems from runtime to compile-time. Any crashes are bugs in the compiler, not your code.

Maybe deprecate unwrap()?
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Age 15 I met an ex-WWII Navy Morse Operator doing a public demo. He was talking to me *and* speaking to someone else in morse at the exact same time.

"I could never do that", I said.
"I'll teach you", he said.

…and he did.

You're 1000% right.

The seemingly Impossible takes practice and will.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Have you ever had "crumble" Nome?

I'm not going to say that (sweet) pies don't exist in the UK... but crumble is a lot more common.

For example:

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...

Delish!
Apple and blackberry crumble recipe
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's classic apple and blackberry crumble is the perfect autumnal pudding.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I have no concept whatsoever of how people can *think* without hearing their own voice.

Visualizing while thinking, and thinking in abstracts means absolutely nothing to me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I can't visualize anything, except when I start to drift off to sleep.

BUT - I can recall sounds/music I've heard with ridiculous accuracy.

You could play me the same song twice with one note difference and I'd hear it.

ALL my thoughts are an internal monologue in my own voice (that I hear).
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm the opposite. I struggle with reading fiction books because all of the visual descriptions which i can't do anything with.

I can read fiction in "play"-form since it's just dialog.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I frequently jest that "banning all human-readable formats that are used for inter-process communication would solve global warming".

I wish someone would do the math, because what started in jest I swear looks more and more likely true.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Relative: "I'm gonna get me some sugar".
My 6yr old daughter: "Noooo..."
Relative: "I'm gonna get me some sugar!".

Me: "Did she fuckin' stutter?"

(I distinctly remember as a young boy being passed around the aunties and uncles for kisses and I *still* cringe... 40+ years later).
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I guess to hit all those musical beats and to sync the lips you have to have the song / dialogue to animate it.

I'm constantly in awe about how all this works, and the amount of work and genuine skill needed to pull it off.

Wowsa
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"A rising tide raises all boats".

It really does.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I find Jefferson's quote hard to square, since he owned over 600 slaves.

I would love to hear a historian's take on whether he actually believed that given he owned over 600 slaves in his life.

Did he see enslaved Africans as non-human?... or humans but unequal? Or...
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It's that Trump doesn't really have specific policy "ideals" as a populist.

Remember when he said he'd sign a gun-ban if it hit his desk?

If he thinks higher taxes would improve his popularity, he'd do it in a nanosecond.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sandwiches are genuinely delicious ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dev: "we can show you our quick prototype / proof of concept - as long as you promise this will never get pushed to prod..."
Bus: "looks great, push to prod"
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM