Pat Pending
@evilaffirmation.bsky.social
Overlord for a thousand years, co-author for two. Lead with empathy or I'm calling your mom.
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Power isn't granted, It is engineered. When you join a meeting today, monitor the room for mood, take inventory of the personalities you must conquer. Allow your silence to grow sharp, and be the storm others respect.#EvilAffirmations #PowerMoves #VillainEnergy #CoffeeBeforeChaos
Reply All Is All Powerful
You do not reply quietly, you will reply all
Visibility is power that sends lesser minds to blind carbon copy others in secret
If your inbox burns… let them all burn
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You do not reply quietly, you will reply all
Visibility is power that sends lesser minds to blind carbon copy others in secret
If your inbox burns… let them all burn
Get more work/life advice at evilaffirmations.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Reply All Is All Powerful
You do not reply quietly, you will reply all
Visibility is power that sends lesser minds to blind carbon copy others in secret
If your inbox burns… let them all burn
Get more work/life advice at evilaffirmations.com
You do not reply quietly, you will reply all
Visibility is power that sends lesser minds to blind carbon copy others in secret
If your inbox burns… let them all burn
Get more work/life advice at evilaffirmations.com
To become a Calendar Warlord
You will double-book.
You will mark tentative every meeting whether you plan to attend them or not
Tentative is not indecision.
It is a strategy that gives you the power which meetings you attend, and which remain an email.
Work/life advice at evilaffirmations.com/blog
You will double-book.
You will mark tentative every meeting whether you plan to attend them or not
Tentative is not indecision.
It is a strategy that gives you the power which meetings you attend, and which remain an email.
Work/life advice at evilaffirmations.com/blog
February 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
To become a Calendar Warlord
You will double-book.
You will mark tentative every meeting whether you plan to attend them or not
Tentative is not indecision.
It is a strategy that gives you the power which meetings you attend, and which remain an email.
Work/life advice at evilaffirmations.com/blog
You will double-book.
You will mark tentative every meeting whether you plan to attend them or not
Tentative is not indecision.
It is a strategy that gives you the power which meetings you attend, and which remain an email.
Work/life advice at evilaffirmations.com/blog
Define yourself with an elevator speech, or perish in medicrity. Learn more at evilaffirmations.com #elevatorspeech #corporatesuccess #individualsuccess #evilaffirmations
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Define yourself with an elevator speech, or perish in medicrity. Learn more at evilaffirmations.com #elevatorspeech #corporatesuccess #individualsuccess #evilaffirmations
High standards are the difference between mediocrity and legend. Keep them high #EvilAffirmations #Worklife
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January 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
High standards are the difference between mediocrity and legend. Keep them high #EvilAffirmations #Worklife
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Learn more at evilaffirmations.com
Avoid corporate jargon at all costs. Here's how I feel about it. #CorporateJargon #CorporateComedy #EvilAffirmations
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Avoid corporate jargon at all costs. Here's how I feel about it. #CorporateJargon #CorporateComedy #EvilAffirmations
Evil Affirmatins, Inc. is declaring rest a "strategic asset." This includes auto removal of emails sent and meetings scheduled during forbidden hours. Join us in doing the same #EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateHumor #CorporateLife evilaffirmations.com
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Evil Affirmatins, Inc. is declaring rest a "strategic asset." This includes auto removal of emails sent and meetings scheduled during forbidden hours. Join us in doing the same #EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateHumor #CorporateLife evilaffirmations.com
Give people a break when they don't always show up how you expect. It's a messy world out there.
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#EvilAffirmations #Support #BadHairDay
Visit Evil Affirmations today evilaffirmations.com for a supportive community
#EvilAffirmations #Support #BadHairDay
January 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Give people a break when they don't always show up how you expect. It's a messy world out there.
Visit Evil Affirmations today evilaffirmations.com for a supportive community
#EvilAffirmations #Support #BadHairDay
Visit Evil Affirmations today evilaffirmations.com for a supportive community
#EvilAffirmations #Support #BadHairDay
Team Pat, or Team Clark? Read more about both at evilaffirmations.com/blog #EvilAffirmations #TeamPat #TeamClark #Coaching #SelfHelp #Motivation
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Team Pat, or Team Clark? Read more about both at evilaffirmations.com/blog #EvilAffirmations #TeamPat #TeamClark #Coaching #SelfHelp #Motivation
Claim victory over work/life balance by created sacred hours and forbidden hours, and learn more tips by the warlord of influence by going to evilaffirmations.com/blog
#EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateTips #SelfHelp
#EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateTips #SelfHelp
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Claim victory over work/life balance by created sacred hours and forbidden hours, and learn more tips by the warlord of influence by going to evilaffirmations.com/blog
#EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateTips #SelfHelp
#EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateTips #SelfHelp
I see we are having yet another New Year. Make this the first year your resolution lasts longer than the time you just HAD to learn how to play the guitar.
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Join the conversation at evilaffirmations.com/blog
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I see we are having yet another New Year. Make this the first year your resolution lasts longer than the time you just HAD to learn how to play the guitar.
Join the conversation at evilaffirmations.com/blog
Join the conversation at evilaffirmations.com/blog
Quit adding to your "digital hornets nest" and choose carefully which apps you allow to intrude on your life. Get more information here: www.evilaffirmations.com/post/conquer...
#EvilAffirmations #Worklifebalance #Corporatelife #DigitalDistractions
#EvilAffirmations #Worklifebalance #Corporatelife #DigitalDistractions
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Quit adding to your "digital hornets nest" and choose carefully which apps you allow to intrude on your life. Get more information here: www.evilaffirmations.com/post/conquer...
#EvilAffirmations #Worklifebalance #Corporatelife #DigitalDistractions
#EvilAffirmations #Worklifebalance #Corporatelife #DigitalDistractions
Do not beg for broken systems to work. Treat your systems like an army supply line. Come build your empire and get life changing advice at evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #CorporateLife #Workflow #Motivation
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Do not beg for broken systems to work. Treat your systems like an army supply line. Come build your empire and get life changing advice at evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #CorporateLife #Workflow #Motivation
Don't let your calendar dictate your life - you should be the one dictating to your calendar. #ShorterMeetings #LongerBreaks #ProtectYourPeace #CorporateLife #EvilAffirmations
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Don't let your calendar dictate your life - you should be the one dictating to your calendar. #ShorterMeetings #LongerBreaks #ProtectYourPeace #CorporateLife #EvilAffirmations
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December 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Allow others to worry about annual reviews and quarterly goals.
Instead, create daily obsessions and you'll become the person they only dreamt they could be. #EvilAffirmations #DailyMotivation #Goals evilaffirmations.com
Instead, create daily obsessions and you'll become the person they only dreamt they could be. #EvilAffirmations #DailyMotivation #Goals evilaffirmations.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Allow others to worry about annual reviews and quarterly goals.
Instead, create daily obsessions and you'll become the person they only dreamt they could be. #EvilAffirmations #DailyMotivation #Goals evilaffirmations.com
Instead, create daily obsessions and you'll become the person they only dreamt they could be. #EvilAffirmations #DailyMotivation #Goals evilaffirmations.com
Keep rolling. Keep rumbling. Keep moving to terrify those who thought themselves immovable. Be the rolling stone that gathers no moss #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable evilaffirmations.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Keep rolling. Keep rumbling. Keep moving to terrify those who thought themselves immovable. Be the rolling stone that gathers no moss #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable evilaffirmations.com
"If Life Hands You Lemons" according to the Warlord of Influence, Pat Pending #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable #ShowMercy
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December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"If Life Hands You Lemons" according to the Warlord of Influence, Pat Pending #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable #ShowMercy
Learn more at https://evilaffirmations.com
Learn more at https://evilaffirmations.com
If you're seeing this, you are the co-worker everyone deserves. When you're done hearing my message, pass it along to another amazing co-worker. Have the day you deserve. #EvilAffirmations #coworking #employment
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you're seeing this, you are the co-worker everyone deserves. When you're done hearing my message, pass it along to another amazing co-worker. Have the day you deserve. #EvilAffirmations #coworking #employment
I am very pleased to announce my second book on Amazon:
Chaos and Consequences.
Written by Clark Bartron, this will provide my years of experience, and how they can help you navigate work and life. Get it on Amazon, or navigate your tablet to evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable
Chaos and Consequences.
Written by Clark Bartron, this will provide my years of experience, and how they can help you navigate work and life. Get it on Amazon, or navigate your tablet to evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am very pleased to announce my second book on Amazon:
Chaos and Consequences.
Written by Clark Bartron, this will provide my years of experience, and how they can help you navigate work and life. Get it on Amazon, or navigate your tablet to evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable
Chaos and Consequences.
Written by Clark Bartron, this will provide my years of experience, and how they can help you navigate work and life. Get it on Amazon, or navigate your tablet to evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable
A middle manager came to me complaining "no one wants to work any more" - here is my response. Get more advice and daily affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A middle manager came to me complaining "no one wants to work any more" - here is my response. Get more advice and daily affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
Heal. Harden. Rise. Every warlord of influence's mantra - repeat it daily.
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Get more evil affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Heal. Harden. Rise. Every warlord of influence's mantra - repeat it daily.
Get more evil affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
Get more evil affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
You are not weak, you are not small. You are a storm choosing a city. Feel your potential clawing to get out. Let it. Be Inevitable
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#EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable Get more evil affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You are not weak, you are not small. You are a storm choosing a city. Feel your potential clawing to get out. Let it. Be Inevitable
#EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable Get more evil affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
#EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable Get more evil affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com
From the desk of Pat Pending:
Recalibrate your cadence.
Reduce noise. Increase clarity.
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Recalibrate your cadence.
Reduce noise. Increase clarity.
Get more affirmations and evil advice at https://evilaffirmations.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
From the desk of Pat Pending:
Recalibrate your cadence.
Reduce noise. Increase clarity.
Get more affirmations and evil advice at https://evilaffirmations.com
Recalibrate your cadence.
Reduce noise. Increase clarity.
Get more affirmations and evil advice at https://evilaffirmations.com
From the desk of Pat Pending -
Wear the power of confidency on the outside. The armor within will follow.
Get your evil inspiration daily: https://evilaffirmations.com
#EvilAffirmations
Wear the power of confidency on the outside. The armor within will follow.
Get your evil inspiration daily: https://evilaffirmations.com
#EvilAffirmations
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
From the desk of Pat Pending -
Wear the power of confidency on the outside. The armor within will follow.
Get your evil inspiration daily: https://evilaffirmations.com
#EvilAffirmations
Wear the power of confidency on the outside. The armor within will follow.
Get your evil inspiration daily: https://evilaffirmations.com
#EvilAffirmations
Wealth is something everyone wishes to acquire. Money flows through those who embrace these five affirmations to accumulate wealth so you can build your own empire. #EvilAffirmations #ShadowWork #BeInevitable Get the book - link in bio
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wealth is something everyone wishes to acquire. Money flows through those who embrace these five affirmations to accumulate wealth so you can build your own empire. #EvilAffirmations #ShadowWork #BeInevitable Get the book - link in bio