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𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: 🇨🇦; he/him; introvert in a extrovert costume
𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: principal security monkey; appsec; cloudsec
Oh ya, i was half-joking. I know adults that weren’t ready for Deadpool.
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So they’re ready for Deadpool next?
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Lol another knock against them.

Seriously though, AOL did play an important role in commoditization of internet services in the US. Not nearly as important as the advent of high-speed internet and the revolutionary architecture introduced by @Home. That dragged the cablecos into modernization.
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media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ya, was pretty easy in Canada. We had ISPs and telecoms that actually did their jobs.

See also how I started my career ;)
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
We need more militant druids.
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
AOL was for the clueless here.
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Fuck that. AIM deeznutz.

IRC, noob.
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hilariously, only one I skipped was AOL because why the fuck would I need that?
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Separate out “can’t think” from”was not taught to think” with education. Implement systems that act as guardrails against drivers for the ~21% functional illiteracy rate. Etc. Become a social democracy with a robust well-funded public education system.
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Trump and stupid voters is the “how” for the first
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Only thing stupider than these people are the people who voted for them.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You aren’t. Lot’s of mentors around the world can help you guys sort your shit out.
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s vises all the way down
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media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
… no.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
America is what it is due to both extreme outliers and a really mediocre average.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not less explicable than virgin mothers and rotund gentlemen descending chimney stacks with gifts.

TBH, I miss the wonders of Stuffinmyshoeday. Turns out it has been kinda inexplicable to my not-german-influenced spouse.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Insane people should be disqualified from positions like that.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
He is the Orangisatz Haderach.
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don’t you have any journalism to do?
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM