Overheard as I walked past this guy and his dog: “but you know better than me, you’re a dog”
lol what were they talking about? I wish I could have stayed to hear to the rest of the conversation!

The problem w/ customizing things is that it’s devastating when they get lost 🥺 Today I lent someone my customized clipper card and they lost it 😭. It had been w/ me for years and it was super cute 🧡.
I’m gonna miss you little buddy.

What is your body telling you it needs when you are craving twinkies 🤔?

@gamescan.bsky.social Happy b-day 🤗🥳🍰🎂!!!

Tsunami? I don’t know her 💅

Happy thanksgiving, peeps 🍸😎🍗🥧!

Feeling devastated,they are closing 7 Starbucks in my city including my 3 favorites 💔💔💔😭

Got these lemons so I could make some micheladas on the weekend 🍻, but instead I’m using them with honey for cough 🤒 #FML

Toto Cutugno :(

What did I miss 😈?