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EvilDennisR
@evildennisr.bsky.social
"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Uh, negative. I am a Meat Popsicle"

- Sr. Linux Systems Engineer
- Pro bono Indie Game DevOps & QA
- Broken Tail Cat Shelter Volunteer + Foster
- Best friend of Ollie Dude
- Sarcastic smart-ass

*Dictated but not read
LoL. Here's my big boy Ollie Dude, and my foster cat, little Kitty Mums
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Aww! I'm fostering this little Kitty Mums with a URI/allergies until it clears up
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
What a very handsome guy!!

My main man Ollie Dude, my foster cat Kitty Mums, and I are sending lots of love to Mister Wilfred.

Mr Wilfred is just trying to be a good kitty, showing he can be still useful, protecting you from those awful micesses!

Please hug this handsome boy and give some treats
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I wish Guillermo del Toro would do a PG-13 remake of The Never Ending Story...
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yup. I'm basically this @extrafabulous.bsky.social comic at this point...
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I made it to 12 minutes but I have to go to bed
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
👍
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Right?! It's an outside cat thing

Here is Little Kitty Mums, a kitty I'm fostering from the shelter.

She was found pregnant outside at around 5mo old. Brought to our shelter. She had the litter of 4 black kitten voids. Now I'm fostering her because she has a URI

She eats EVERYTHING in her path
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My little kitty foster girl discovered one of the many cat toys I have for Ollie.

This one in particular makes a squeaky mouse noise when touched...

It's 3:20am, and she is currently killing the absolute shit out of this toy, because its squeaking woke me up 😅🥱😪💤

Pictures of the murderer below
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Good cookbook!
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"My spot"
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm fostering this (ex) momma kitty. She has a stuffy nose and is sneezing, so had to be separated. They gave me some amoxicillin for her. She's doing much better now.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yeah, it's a standard EN keyboard.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Awww, I'm fostering this bat ear girl too
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I did an intake on this awesome kitty at the shelter the other day
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Did an intake of TEN cats tonight!

A 4 litter of 3mo. A 4 litter of 5mo. A Momma cat 10mo, and Ripley from Alien 10mo.

#sheltercats #alien #ripley
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This badass came to the cat shelter today.
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Ha! Ollie Dude prefers bananas
October 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Awful pour. I apologize.

I had a shit day. Ending with a lovely Guinness, then getting the hell up to bed.

#Guinness
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yeah I agree. Did you see what I was wearing?

I was totally asking for it.

It's my own fault really.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@wadjeteyegames.bsky.social told me to shut up and give you my money.
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cha cha Cha Cha!
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sounds just like Ollie
October 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
That's a tough one... Here's some visuals to help

Yahaha!

(Ps. Why not Hetsu?? 🪇)
October 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM