EvilDrPorkchop
evildrporkchop.bsky.social
EvilDrPorkchop
@evildrporkchop.bsky.social
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Christmas period has tired me out so much that today I went to cook bread rolls in the washing machine
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Had such intense dreams about not completing one of the assignments for my university degree I woke up at one point and started checking my emails for notes.

I completed my degree almost 15 years ago.
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Spending the days before Christmas in the office has reduced me to typing all the games I've played this year into a spreadsheet, because it's the most fun thing I can think of that looks like actual work.
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Battlefield 6 ain't my game of the year, but moments like this give me pause to think it should be.
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sometimes think I play Battlefield 6 too much, then get teamed with someone literally 100 levels higher then me and are relieved to be reminded of my ability to touch grass.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Everyone talks about the Sonic 3 barrel of doom, but this is where childhood me really suffered the trauma.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Trying to find stocking filler Christmas presents, which is leading me constantly to one of two results;

a) £30-£50 gifts which are objectively not stocking fillers
b) Actual stockings
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Remarkable how dead on arrival Battlefield 6's take on Battle Royale is. Not even a month in and it's a struggle to find games on a Friday night.

I'd like to think it's the start of the decline of the popularity of the genre, but know it's way more likely that it's just not a very refined thing.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Spent two and a half hours driving in the rain today to try and get a Christmas present, only for the item I wanted to not be in stock despite the website stating otherwise. Yaaaay.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Filling in a "What's gone well and what has been a challenge in 2025?" questionnaire in work, and the fact all my answers are heavily skewing to the latter part of that question is making me regret doing this first thing on a Monday.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Finally had the moment every Lego fan dreads of a large expensive set falling and just exploding into a million pieces upon impact with the floor. Managed to stay reasonably calm despite all the internal screaming.
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Really compelled by Battlefield 6 despite the bizarre torrent of online hate for it. For every moment a dumb team member leaves you for dead there's another where you feel like you're really swaying the tide of battle. Good to have the series firing on all cylinders again.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Returned from holiday on an overnight flight I failed to sleep on, meaning I had about 2 hours sleep in 36 hours followed by 14 hours where I was dead to the world. My body is not very happy right now.
September 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Relaxing" holiday.
September 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Theme parks have a sort of arcane magic to them that fascinates me; you can wait two hours in a queue and completely lose the will to live, only for the two to three minute ride experience to completely reignite your enthusiasm.
September 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Been playing a lot of Darkest Dungeon 2 this week, which swings from "Hey this is pretty great" to "Fuck this badly designed shitheap go die in a fire" so fast at times it basically breaks the sound barrier.
September 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Stuck waiting in a hospital for multiple hours today (Nothing of concern) and the combined powers of the Steam Deck and a new book cannot be matched.
September 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sudden realisation today that if I could defeat social anxiety (And every other personality trait telling me not to do so) this would be my Kareoke song.

And it'd be the best 6 minutes of your life.

youtu.be/aPZCGleqh7M?...
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived
YouTube video by EmoStatusSceneKid
youtu.be
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Know the Pokemon TCG collection scene is dire when I have just got irrationally excited to see any stock on shelves.
August 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had the sort of day where my brain starts thinking it's a good idea to start looking for a new job. Going to spend my evening quelling my grumpiness with video games and pizza.
August 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Battlefield 6 beta once again doing the classic thing where I'll have one or two dull matches which make me want to turn it off, until one really cool thing happens that completely refuels my enthusiasm.
August 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A fine selection. And Morrowind.
August 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Fool on me for dipping into the discourse on the Battlefield 6 beta. I'm out here thinking "This is fun, actually" whilst the rest of the community is busy setting everything on fire.
August 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Lost most of my Sunday to the Battlefield 6 Beta. After a few disappointing installments this feels like it has something, even if I can't put my finger on exactly what it is. Actually excited for the game now.
August 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just played Ring Fit Adventure for the first time in months, and would like to advise my copy of the game is now free to a good home due to my imminent departure to the afterlife.
August 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM