Hey fellas,
If shorty announces, "I will wash the dishes." and proceeds to do something else, that's your cue to do the dishes, do the laundry, help the kids homework, brush their teeth, shower them, and tuck them into bed. That might just keep her from being disappointed in you.

Let's call the US ICE detention centers for what they really are: concentration camps. Only difference is we just don't have active gas chambers, yet.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

I feel like tons of jokes are coming regarding the artillery shell blowing up earlier coming from the Marine Base down in So Cal....and the fact that some high ranking administration person was likely influencing the stunt. What's more horrifying was that I was just passing by last week.

Many a day where I want to make the song, "Galactic Mermaid" my ring tone for my work phone.

My memory foam bath mats are so old and flat, I've decided to rename them demented bath mats.

Thank god for dash cams. Just trying to verify the pathing my wife claims that she made with the mix and match of road names and landmarks to see if she went thru a red-light camera intersection was insane.

The Brownian motion of toddlers and younger children do not get along with my mild ASD and OCD.

Avatar doodle evolved!

The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but it sure is signed by assumptions.

Night shift: where today was yesterday, and tomorrow is today.

Juvenile thought of the day: whenever reading fortune cookie messages, simply add "in bed" at the end for hijinks.

Hello world!