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Evil Kazoo
@evilkazooks.bsky.social
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My name is evil kazoo and i'm super fucking evil so i'm livetweeting (evil liveposting) ANCIENT MEDIA in TWENTY TWENTY FIVE
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
caedarth yaoi
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 23m
it's such a good story but also i'm going to eat all of the drywall in my house
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 24m
SHE EVEN GREW UP TO LOOK JUST LIKE HER MOM OKAYYYY
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 27m
she misses her mother so much she became a mother to all the stars in the cosmos and every time she returns home it rains star bits and the kingdom throws a festival because the sight is so beautiful god i'm so fucking SICK 😭😭😭
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 38m
FINAL CHAPTERRRR OH GOD
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 39m
again and again i am abused for nintendo's sick and twisted idea of fun. and again i accept for i am already far too deep in their endless, M-branded labyrinth of misery
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 43m
I see.
Though usually quite cheery, one day the girl became sad again. Luma drew close and tried to comfort her. "Mama, you still have me!" (this is page one of chapter 8) "I'm out!" 1.3 Seconds
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 53m
heyyy queen it's me again what trials you got for me this time
rosalina says "Welcome back! I knew you would return eventually."
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2h
after almost two decades... finally...!!
The End
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2h
one last star check before we go... for the Grand Finale (and epilogue!)
Universe Map: 104 Stars
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6h
Example
terrible photo of Deep Dark Galaxy with one star collected, two grayed out uncollected stars, and one collected star
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7h
and me. playing as that spring is like being sent to the 9th circle of hell for 30 seconds straight
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7h
We have to free him
spring mario! it's a spring wrapped around mario.
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 10h
ONE OF THE NEXT LEVELS YOU BLOW OUT BIRTHDAY CANDLES!!! :D
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 12h
been trying to figure out when i played certain games for archival purposes and this is the only evidence i have of me starting metal gear solid
discord screenshot, dated February 1st, 2024, 7:33 PM. Mpreg Emoji (with an alear icon) (this is, in fact, me) says "everyone shut up im playing Gay Sex Simulator 1998", over a crooked photo i took of the MGS1 title screen
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 1d
ok that level was kinda fire i'm not even gonna lie
You got a Star! Heavy Metal Mecha-Bowser Toy Time Galaxy (stars x80)
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
anyways i wanna do the rest of the levels before We Depart bc i literally JUST opened a new observatory 😭😭
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
THAT'S STILL TOO MANY.
the number immediately went down to zero???
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
that's too many.
That number represents the Power Stars you need to reach the center of the universe. (just 1)
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
THEY FOUND PEACH !!!!
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
those stupid fucking bubbles can EAT MY ENTIRE ASS
You got a Star! (from Bubble Blast Galaxy)
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
i died like five times minimum on both of these levels btw
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
I'M GOATED i exclaim, facedown and coughing up blood at the finish line
(screenshot from a completely different level, Loopdeeswoop Galaxy) Goal! Time: 01:15:71 Best Time: 01:30:00
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
TRIANGLE ATTACK
blue red and green star bits. and a photobombing goomba
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
this is among the top 15 worst gameplay clips i have of myself
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
chat am i goated
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