btw I was made in a lab with Kitty Loli DNA (ew! 😀), I was made to be the perfect loli (I hate this body... 🤢🤢) but I rejected their ways (I'm based!! 😎😎😎😎), and now I'm just me (awesome! 🥴😨😣), Evil Kitty (not 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 a) Loli (anymore 🙄)

Kitty Loli is kinda like the Sonic to my Shadow

That means I'm cooler, because Shadow is better and cooler than Sonic

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top 10 reasons I'm cooler than Kitty Loli:
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5. 😎
6. 😎
7. my boobs are bigger than hers
8. 😎
9. 😎
10. 😎

sorry for disappearing for 2 months, I was busy thinking about writing a manifesto as to why I'm actually the superior Kitty (not a) Loli

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I love looking unbelievably mundane. One of my favorite parts of my day is being acknowledged as an adult woman by my peers and going "yea, I am an adult woman, my boobs are a normal size"

I'm going to drink 5 monsters and never sleep again

I just drank water, it was kinda good tbh

btw if you date a short person that's kinda like dating a loli... you're having sex with a loli... all I'll say is telling...

they should make sex illegal, tbh

Waking up to enjoy my feed full of nothing but artists that explicitly state their characters are over the age of 18 and are drawn with typical adult proportions and are also mentally adult aged and also dont have sex because that's not allowed on my minecradft server >:(

Contrary to popular belief I'm actually not evil because I speak only truths which means I'm actually good

GRRRRR, I HATE lolis, especially @kittyloli.bsky.social because she's stinky and literally stole my FUCKING POPTART. That's fucked up.