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Angelia
@evilplate.bsky.social
29 | ✨Accidental artist, professional daydreamer.✨

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November 27, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Thank you!♥️
November 27, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Thank you for the kind suggestion about Magaliesburg! I'll keep it in mind. I look forward to discovering all that Jozi has to offer.
November 26, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I love this so much!💚
November 26, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Thank you so much 🥺♥️
November 26, 2024 at 8:46 AM
This is just the beginning of my Jozi survival guide. As I continue to navigate this crazy city, I'll be sure to add more tips and tricks. Stay tuned for updates!

Good luck, fellow urban explorer!
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
They say Johannesburg is a city of gold. I'm still looking for it👀
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
* Embrace the Chaos: Jozi can be chaotic, but it’s also full of life and laughter. Keep a positive attitude and embrace the madness.
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
* Hit the Road: Driving in Jozi is a unique experience. Be prepared for aggressive drivers, potholes the size of craters, and traffic jams that could rival those in Rome.
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
* From Coast to Concrete: In Cape Town, I could walk to the beach in my slippers. Here in Jozi, I need a hazmat suit just to walk to the shops.
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
* Pollen Warfare: Prepare for a pollen onslaught that'll have you sneezing for days! Stock up on tissues and antihistamines. Oh, and don't forget to stock up on toilet paper at Game when they have their black Friday sale (R99 for 18 rolls of 2ply)! You might need it👀
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
* Navigate the Pollution: There are no tips for this, all we can do is suffer. Johannesburg: Where the air quality is questionable, but the braais are top-notch.
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
* From Coast to Concrete: In Cape Town, I could walk to the beach in my slippers. Here in Jozi, I need a hazmat suit just to walk to the shops.
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 AM
* Pollen Warfare: Prepare for a pollen onslaught that'll have you sneezing for days! Stock up on tissues and antihistamines. Oh, and don't forget to stock up on toilet paper at Game when they have their black Friday sale (R99 for 18 rolls of 2ply)! You might need it👀
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 AM
* Navigate the Pollution: There are no tips for this, all we can do is suffer. Johannesburg: Where the air quality is questionable, but the braais are top-notch.
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 AM