Mindy Funaiole
@evilqueenmindy.bsky.social
Inner beauty is great, but a little mascara doesn't hurt.
I am just minding my own business in my sensible car, drinking my herbal tea waiting for Sam’s Club to open. Suddenly the chorus of OOOOLD!!!! It’s really unfair.
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I am just minding my own business in my sensible car, drinking my herbal tea waiting for Sam’s Club to open. Suddenly the chorus of OOOOLD!!!! It’s really unfair.
My mom has dementia, she still has a couple go-to things that she says all the time. They have no meaning. I talk to her every day and I miss her every day. I think this is similar, but for some reason on purpose?? Interaction does not equal meaningful communication or relationship.
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My mom has dementia, she still has a couple go-to things that she says all the time. They have no meaning. I talk to her every day and I miss her every day. I think this is similar, but for some reason on purpose?? Interaction does not equal meaningful communication or relationship.
Clearly, some of you have never priced Serif removal, and it shows.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Clearly, some of you have never priced Serif removal, and it shows.
The receptionist at the lab just sighing heavily every month when he walks in with a paper bag.
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The receptionist at the lab just sighing heavily every month when he walks in with a paper bag.
It definitely has. My favorite is when it is cloaked in “I’m just being honest”
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It definitely has. My favorite is when it is cloaked in “I’m just being honest”
Its so sad that a piece like this has to exist. "You don't have to say everything that pops into your head, especially if it will hurt someone" should not be controversial. And yet here we are
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Its so sad that a piece like this has to exist. "You don't have to say everything that pops into your head, especially if it will hurt someone" should not be controversial. And yet here we are
Or a Mom & Pop video store, all the clear plastic video boxes smelled like cigarettes, I'd go scare myself by looking at the horror section while my parents tried to find a second choice movie. I'm nostalgic for that. . .not Blockbuster. They had 90 copies of Jurassic Park, no challenge.
September 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Or a Mom & Pop video store, all the clear plastic video boxes smelled like cigarettes, I'd go scare myself by looking at the horror section while my parents tried to find a second choice movie. I'm nostalgic for that. . .not Blockbuster. They had 90 copies of Jurassic Park, no challenge.
I will never understand getting rid of the ESPN club. You could always find a spot for a drink and bar food after Epcot, and it had fun energy. Now you walk thru there and abracadabar is packed, people are milling aimlessly and everything else is dead. It’s depressing
September 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I will never understand getting rid of the ESPN club. You could always find a spot for a drink and bar food after Epcot, and it had fun energy. Now you walk thru there and abracadabar is packed, people are milling aimlessly and everything else is dead. It’s depressing
I appreciate waiting for the finished product. But I very much dislike the way the Poly Tower looks on the lagoon. It looks like the Polynesian Resort and adjacent Coconut General Hospital.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I appreciate waiting for the finished product. But I very much dislike the way the Poly Tower looks on the lagoon. It looks like the Polynesian Resort and adjacent Coconut General Hospital.
I still remember exactly the spot in my childhood Walmart where I had an out of body experience when my Dad said we could get it.
August 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I still remember exactly the spot in my childhood Walmart where I had an out of body experience when my Dad said we could get it.
I love a lot of things. I love them a lot. I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything enough to clap 12 to 15 minutes for it. I’d be excited for 45 seconds. 60 seconds, my enthusiasm is waning. 75 seconds I’m going to fake an injury.
August 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I love a lot of things. I love them a lot. I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything enough to clap 12 to 15 minutes for it. I’d be excited for 45 seconds. 60 seconds, my enthusiasm is waning. 75 seconds I’m going to fake an injury.
This book was required reading for me in 8th grade. . .in Florida. Just wild.
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This book was required reading for me in 8th grade. . .in Florida. Just wild.
You used to go in with a friend and $10, you both eat like KINGS.
August 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You used to go in with a friend and $10, you both eat like KINGS.
Wow! You had to EARN that. Now you type half a misheard lyric into the internet and Bam! The song you want and the entire artist catalog is available to listen whenever.
August 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Wow! You had to EARN that. Now you type half a misheard lyric into the internet and Bam! The song you want and the entire artist catalog is available to listen whenever.
I was just talking the other day about how easy music has become. My small town only had Walmart. We would have to drive 35 minutes to get the not-clean versions of CD’s.
August 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I was just talking the other day about how easy music has become. My small town only had Walmart. We would have to drive 35 minutes to get the not-clean versions of CD’s.
I was at the park Saturday and was surprised to see it happening. Soft opening wasnt super well communicated. Great parade tho, we watched it twice.
July 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I was at the park Saturday and was surprised to see it happening. Soft opening wasnt super well communicated. Great parade tho, we watched it twice.
She was so good, and my dislike for her character was so high, that I probably would have instinctively been mad if she got nominated before reminding myself she's not Dedra. She's not real.
July 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
She was so good, and my dislike for her character was so high, that I probably would have instinctively been mad if she got nominated before reminding myself she's not Dedra. She's not real.
Least of all that blazer.
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Least of all that blazer.
Little House on the Butthole
June 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Little House on the Butthole
This is true. I have friends in their late 20's that have never seen anything but the special editions. Try explaining that the final song in the series used to be "Yub nub" they look at you like you're insane.
June 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is true. I have friends in their late 20's that have never seen anything but the special editions. Try explaining that the final song in the series used to be "Yub nub" they look at you like you're insane.
I was vaccinated allegedly "For life" with "Circle Circle, Knife Knife" in 1986, but I question the efficacy because you had to get boosters like every 15 minutes if there were boys about.
May 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I was vaccinated allegedly "For life" with "Circle Circle, Knife Knife" in 1986, but I question the efficacy because you had to get boosters like every 15 minutes if there were boys about.
And there’s sexy shots of food being cooked. Come for the espionage, stay for the chopping!
May 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And there’s sexy shots of food being cooked. Come for the espionage, stay for the chopping!
I’m so happy to hear this. I loved most of season 1 but found the end a little soft, thought season 2 could really go either way
April 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m so happy to hear this. I loved most of season 1 but found the end a little soft, thought season 2 could really go either way
Does it feel weird to be called an astronaut?
April 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Does it feel weird to be called an astronaut?