What if instead of Satoru Gojo he was Satoru Goonjo and his hair was still white

LET ME BUY THE GAMMEE

Well, it turned out that he was actually my second cousins uncle or something, and at the dinner, he kept playing his songs for the rest of the family. I (trying to compliment him) started comparing his songs to other artists I know, and this really offended him personally

Besides that omg i love marvel rivals