I just got over a back injury and was finding my groove with my Olympic lifting program again. And then these damn kids that I work with had to go a give me hand foot and mouth disease. It’ll be another week or more till I’m not contagious and back at it again.

Send help (nudezz) please 😩

Rewatching #LOVM season 2 again. Fuck, it wrecks me every damn time.

Titty sweat roarschach test. What do you see?

My new upstairs neighbor consistently has THE loudest sex ever. Like get it girl but it’s a weeknight and this house was build in 1934. Ain’t no noise insulation in these walls

Been sick all damn week

My chiro told me that I take it better than any of his other patients. Had to bite my tongue to keep from instinctively making the most obvious of jokes.

Bad pic but I caught a glimpse of my reflection and felt sexy so idc

Trimmed up the ole beard. Feelin a certain type of way

So we’re doing this thing I guess. Welcome in, y’all