Ewan Whyte
@ewangunnwhyte.bsky.social
"Le patriotisme, c’est l’amour des siens. Le nationalisme, c’est la haine des autres." (Patriotism is the love of one's own; nationalism, the hatred of others.)
Romain Gary (1914-1980)
Romain Gary (1914-1980)
It was the cold, Cheddar. Shivering fingers on the keyboard. It's easy for you, 'cos you've got fur.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It was the cold, Cheddar. Shivering fingers on the keyboard. It's easy for you, 'cos you've got fur.
That's called Gradus ad Parnassum in Latin, isn't it, Ched: the Ascent of Parnassus, and it's reserved for great poets, orators and composers - not acrophobic pifflers like da Figg.
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That's called Gradus ad Parnassum in Latin, isn't it, Ched: the Ascent of Parnassus, and it's reserved for great poets, orators and composers - not acrophobic pifflers like da Figg.
What a wonderful poem, Cheddar!
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
What a wonderful poem, Cheddar!
He lollybyed himself to sleep! That's too funny!
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
He lollybyed himself to sleep! That's too funny!
It was so thoughtful of you to leave a takeout bag. The girls lost little Carrouffe on the way; apparently he ran off in pursuit of a hare (which he was never going to catch). Fortunately they found him in the end, and gave him a good wigging, but by the time they all got to the cafe it was shut.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It was so thoughtful of you to leave a takeout bag. The girls lost little Carrouffe on the way; apparently he ran off in pursuit of a hare (which he was never going to catch). Fortunately they found him in the end, and gave him a good wigging, but by the time they all got to the cafe it was shut.
So you're still alive! JD Vance said you'd been eaten by immigrants.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
So you're still alive! JD Vance said you'd been eaten by immigrants.
The Great Keister-Floof Heist! When's the film coming out? And did they make off on one of those German ladder thingies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWf5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWf5...
German lift company uses Louvre heist for marketing stint | DW News
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November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Great Keister-Floof Heist! When's the film coming out? And did they make off on one of those German ladder thingies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWf5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWf5...
He wanted a byte to eat 😹
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
He wanted a byte to eat 😹
Get you lot! What beautiful kimonos! (Or do I mean 'kimoni'?) We have nothing like that, I'm afraid, in the wardrobe here. The girls are going to feel terribly underdressed and out of place in their floof (except that it is fluffing up rather magnificently with the winter coming on).
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Get you lot! What beautiful kimonos! (Or do I mean 'kimoni'?) We have nothing like that, I'm afraid, in the wardrobe here. The girls are going to feel terribly underdressed and out of place in their floof (except that it is fluffing up rather magnificently with the winter coming on).
Youze a regular Warren Flooffett, you iz.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Youze a regular Warren Flooffett, you iz.
Them's mighty fine catisthenics, Toby!
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Them's mighty fine catisthenics, Toby!
Dat Figgy has to be the most harum-scarum, chuckle-headed hot-brain in the whole hemisphere! Your poor mama! She must be worried sick!
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Dat Figgy has to be the most harum-scarum, chuckle-headed hot-brain in the whole hemisphere! Your poor mama! She must be worried sick!
Gosh, Christmas for the girls has come very early this year! Could we have a plate for Carrrouffe too? That would make three in all. And how we love Maude's bib and Nana Brock's hat. (Your own's none too shabby either!)
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Gosh, Christmas for the girls has come very early this year! Could we have a plate for Carrrouffe too? That would make three in all. And how we love Maude's bib and Nana Brock's hat. (Your own's none too shabby either!)
The King of Kitsch.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The King of Kitsch.
Smirking Mike Johnson.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Smirking Mike Johnson.
Trump's Himmler. Not a lot of charisma but he's up for the filthiest tasks.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Trump's Himmler. Not a lot of charisma but he's up for the filthiest tasks.
Here's Freya hanging with Bluebill.
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Here's Freya hanging with Bluebill.
It’s such a shame, Cheddar, because you’ve got so much to teach him, and, well, he’s not a quick study, is he?
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s such a shame, Cheddar, because you’ve got so much to teach him, and, well, he’s not a quick study, is he?
And the biccies are so beautiful. Seems a shame to eat them.
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And the biccies are so beautiful. Seems a shame to eat them.
Could we have three nip teas, please, Tia?
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Could we have three nip teas, please, Tia?
Well, in that case, thank you very much on his behalf.
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Well, in that case, thank you very much on his behalf.
We know a lot more now about wombats than we did a few minutes ago. Thank you.
Carouffe's being eyeing those cupcakes, but I told him 'No. One a week max.' If he doesn't look after his figure, no floof will look at him. (Even though he has a very sweet face).
Carouffe's being eyeing those cupcakes, but I told him 'No. One a week max.' If he doesn't look after his figure, no floof will look at him. (Even though he has a very sweet face).
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We know a lot more now about wombats than we did a few minutes ago. Thank you.
Carouffe's being eyeing those cupcakes, but I told him 'No. One a week max.' If he doesn't look after his figure, no floof will look at him. (Even though he has a very sweet face).
Carouffe's being eyeing those cupcakes, but I told him 'No. One a week max.' If he doesn't look after his figure, no floof will look at him. (Even though he has a very sweet face).